The Very Hungry Cat

Once upon a time there was a very hungry cat. A VERY hungry cat.

On Monday, he ate some cereal:





On Tuesday, he demolished some left over roast beef:




On Wednesday, the poor starving cat rummaged through the neighbour's bins to retrieve the only sustenance he could find - a left over MacDonald's cheeseburger:






On Thursday the very hungry cat became outraged when his human called him 'porky'.




The poor boy is clearly wasting away.

Yours, starving as always


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

WIPE YOUR PAWS! THIS INSTANT!!



HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Wordy Wednesday

No, human, I am NOT going to tell you where I have been today. Nor will I divulge the reason I am this stinky. In fact, I am insulted you even ask - I am NOT smelly at all, I don't honk and I have NOT been rolling around in cat urine all day.

Now leave me alone before I bunnykick you into oblivion.

Yours, rolling around in the sunshine and NOTHING ELSE



HRH Yao-Lin

Thoughts on Thursday

Once upon a time, there was a handsome siamese prince who thought that humans were interesting ceatures, sent to this earth purely to make his regal life a happy one.



Then he met his current human slave and realised the Gods were ridiculing his pitiful existence.

Yours, thinking life is a big fat joke at his expense


HRH Yao-Lin

Wordless Wednesday

Mwa ha ha ha ha!


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Thoughts on Thursday

During my harrowing time in this Godforsaken hovel, I have done a lot of thinking..




For example, today I thought of how the blue blanket in this photo brings out the gem like quality in my stunning eyes...

Then I returned to thinking of ways to bump off Charlie the runt. Do you think a harpoon or a sledgehammer is best?

Yours, deep in thought


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Frootbat Friday

Another exhausting and emotionally draining week...

Here I am, in a grump.



Yes, I have plenty to be grumpy about, as well you know. Firstly, there's the Charlie issue that just won't go away, no matter how much I curse the fluffy runt.

Next, there is Baby Mao who wafts in and out of my life on a daily basis.

Lastly, the human slave. Forever useless and sent to test my patience. Today I was offered rare rump steak for my dinner. RARE RUMP STEAK?? I ask you in all honesty, WHERE IS THE MEDIUM-RARE SIRLOIN? Where is the love?

There is no love in this hovel, other than the love I have for myself. I know that should suffice but it just doesn't. I want to be loved and adored around the clock by everyone. Is that too much to ask? Is it?

One day my suffering will end. Surely. One day?

Yours, suffering in silence

HRH Yao-Lin xxx