Greetings, subjects and may I begin by wishing you all an exceptionally happy Valentine's day.
Mao has been jumping around like an idiot all day. Why? Well, it appears his picture has been included on www.catsinboxes.com .
I see no need to exert oneself over such trifling matters but then, as I have already stipulated, he is an idiot.
As it is valentine's day and as I am a self obsessed Siamese prince, I felt it appropriate to include a list. I shall call it ' 10 things I love about me': -
2. My beautiful blue eyes.
3. My velvety chocolate points
4. My ability to vocalise my demands.
5. My ability to enslave humans.
6. My ability to pass wind and blame it on Mao *snigger*
7. My elegance.
8. My intelligence.
9. My minimal effort in everything I do.
This list is by no means comprehensive but is true in its entirety. Forgive my modesty.
Truly, Valentine's Day is a day on which to honour those we love. With this in mind, I have included a picture of a rather intimate brotherly moment between Mao and I:
I can't say I was entirely happy to be the object of his affection, I was asleep!
To finish, I shall include a couple of my favourite quotes: -
' Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired' Robert Frost
' Is it time to talk about me yet?' Yao-Lin