Can you believe how STUPID my human slave's are???? Firstly, they buy me a shirt which is PINK when it is obvious I am much more of a royal purple cat. Then, upon adorning me in said top, they take pictures which clearly show the clothing is at least TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!!!
It is supposed to fasten around the waist area but my girth is simply too wide.
Whilst I am proud of my width, I am annoyed at the human's for getting me the wrong sized clothing. Their stupidity never ceases to amaze me!