Wednesday, 18 April 2007

Thursday Thirteen

Well, as this week has been consumed largely by posts concerning Stinky Mao, I may as well carry on with the theme. Humph. Here are 13 facts about my stinky brother.

13 facts about Baby Mao

1. His kind are known as tabby point siamese stinkers (or lynx point stinkers in America).

2. He likes to eat raw meat, including raw mince and raw steak, but only from the butcher.

3. He isn't remotely fazed by me, no matter how much I try and scare him.

4. He enjoys cuddles with the humans and regularly seeks them out for affection.

5. He sometimes tries to bite my neck and imagine he is the boss. This fails to provoke the submissive response he wants, in fact provoking the opposite!

6. We share the same mother but have different fathers (like much of the population on the I.O.W *snigger*).

7. Mao's father is from the planet stinky bum.

8. He can play fetch and regularly does with gusto, much to the delight of the stupid humans.

9. He is scared of going outdoors, instead preferring to shiver on the windowsill.

10. He hates the sound of the guitar and literally shouts at the humans if they so much as pick it up!

11. If the humans are raising their voices, he will shout at them to be quiet, to which they duly oblige.

12. He loves catnip and if there is any around, he will go crazy. This is in contrast to me - I couldn't care for it.

13. Even though he has now had the snip, he still keeps getting his thing out. The humans' thought this would stop once he'd had his op and are a bit concerned that he is still transfixed by it. Ha ha.


17 comments:

=^..^= said...

I like your bright glowy collar! It looks so space-age.

~Bombay

Daisy said...

Oh Yao-lin, you always make me laugh! Mao is such a silly-goat! I did not know you and Mao have the same mother. So I guess he is your step-brother.

The Meezer Gang said...

We have so much in common, Yao! Kaia and Stella share the same mother, Kaia likes to fetch, and she also hates the sound of Dad's guitar! WOW!!!!

Lux said...

Mao sounds like quite a character ... that raw meat from the butcher has me salivating!

Junior said...

Mao is just making sure his thing has not disappeared like hte "boys" did.

The Meezers said...

um, our fing doesn't come out anymore since we hadded our hoo-ha-ectomies. maybe the v-e-t missed and snipped somefing else. our mommy's mommy hadded a cat that had to haf 2 hoo-ha-ectomies 'acause the ferst v-e-t was stoopid and didn't do it right.

Parker said...

Thanks Yao, you made me laugh, I needed that!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha, you are to to funny. His daddy is from "the planet stinky bum" that is a hoot.
It is handy he can make the beans stop being loud. I need to try that...

jeter harris said...

deer yao-lin ...
eggzaktlee ware iz da planet stinky bum?
laffin an laffin!
luv--yer frend--jh

Kelly Cat said...

Yao-lin, you certainly paint a vivid word picture of Mao... next week, does he get to do the same about you? Seems fair...

Suzanne said...

yao-lin, you paint a good picture. part of me laughs, and part of me thinks maybe baby mao has it right about getting the affection. it is pretty nice.

(you know, even when he's all grown up, he's still going to be baby mao to me.)

--suz

Dragonheart said...

Very funny list Yao-lin! :) I didn't know you and Mao were related! I don't think he would be called a Lynx point stinker in North America though, I think he would be a Lynx Point Colourpoint Shorthair (at least in Canada he would be!)

Caesar and Princess said...

Mao is pretty cute though. Sometimes it is good to have a silly brother.

My big kollig girl used to play the violin. we found that quite offensive

~Princess

Tara said...

MOL! I'm sorry you have to tolerate such an insubordinate! But he is pretty cute...I really liked #6...
Tara

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

That was so insightful. Actually, it was downright funny! You really know your brother. He ounds talented. Don't worry, your gift for public speaking is astounding.
your new friend, Oscar the Puppy Cat or Oscar tPC.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

You know some things must be coat related because Kaze sounds a lot like Mao.

Latte

Millie said...

Yao-lin, you are so funny! You always make me laugh! Gizzy used to fetch too. But slowly.