Wednesday, 26 December 2007

Boxing Day

Greetings.

Allow me to explain my absence over Christmas.

I had no option but to throw a two day temper tantrum and I have only just come out from my bedroom.

My reason? Well, a picture tells a thousand words.





It's not the ridiculous elf hat that bothers me. It's the fact that THIS WAS MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

Can you BELIEVE it? The only present I got was this stupid stupid hat.

I am still in shock. Practically speechless.

Oh, and I was served turkey LEG for Christmas dinner. Not breast - LEG! The world has gone mad!

I can barely hold back my tears. I must return to bed now. This cruelty is too much to tolerate.

Yours, sulking



HRH Yao-Lin

30 comments:

Parker said...

Dang! Insult to injury - sulk on Yao-Lin!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Poor Yao-Lin, such treatment of royalty is totally pathetic. Perhaps you can box your human's ears this day?

Maggy & Zoey said...

Ah yes, Diamond has the right idea for boxing day; in fact, why not box up the entire human (and toss in Baby Mao) and then you'll have the castle all to yourself -- you DESERVE it you elegant, majestic, noble, extraordinary, beautiful, fine, intelligent, grand and glorious Yao-lin. (enough compliments??? feel better now???)
P.S. Do NOT visit us today, there are yukky babybeans on display.

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

until mi gift frum reeb ... i diden't even get a grate big elf hat yao-lin! i havta say ... i wuz laffin an laffin. dat hat iz ginormous!
well ... now dat yer owt ... happee boxin day an lookin forward to a grat noo yeer fer u!
luv--jh

Monty Q. Kat said...

Do you want me to whap MomBean for you? She choking on her tea at the moment after looking at the screen.

Dragonheart and Merlin said...

Oh, the indignity Yao-Lin! I'm sorry that elf hat was your only Christmas gift. :(

Mickey said...

So....what excuse did your slave give you? Did someone scare Santa off? Yeah,box up the whoke slave,heehee!!
I must admit, I got a hat too :0 !
But at least I got treats and stinky goodness.

Purrs Mickey

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Omg the humilations! We demanded a hippoponamus for kissymouse and we didn'ts get it evfer! We finks the meezers gots the shaft this year!!

The Meezers said...

OH MY BAST!! it's awful how rudely you are being treated!

Christine and FAZ said...

I feel your pain. Purrs FAZ

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Should we call in the RSPCA? Dis is no way to treat a Royal! Bah, humans can be so selfish and stoopid! Poor Yao-Lin, perhaps if you deny her your company she'll learn the error of her ways.

Artsy Catsy said...

Humans are obviously incapable of giving us the respect we deserve. I say next Christmas we all give our humans the gift of two-ton hats!!

Rocky

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Yao-lin! How can this be? You should have been showered with gifts! You should have been hand fed turkey breast from your softest bed!

I think we kitties must have a talk with Santa...and with your beans....

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wait until you see what I got for Christmas. It was almost as bad. I hope you get some boxing done and get this out of your system!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Well I'm sorry your presents sucked. I didn't even get one present!!! Sigh...But you made our holiday very special as we all gathered around and read all of your entries in the We are the Kitties book. Even the Tall Man was quite amused.

Kaze

Daisy said...

Oh Yao-Lin, this is unbelievable! I am amazed that you have come out after only two days. This shows your forgiving nature.

ps: I do not know why, but my Mommie was laughing hysterically.

Camie's Kitties said...

Poor Yao-Lin, We are sorry that you only got that elf hat and a plush bed that you have to share with Baby Mao. The indignities you have to face - sharing a bed. You still did better than we did - Mom said she would shop for us later and get us a cool tower like the interloper had.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

THE ZOO said...

Too cute Yao.

Happy Boxing Day.

We hope you haded a Merry Christmas.

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin! I think Harry Potter got better presents than that when he was living in the cupboard under the stairs!

Crikey mate! Um, look for a big crate. We are sending you a boxing kangaroo and you can tell it who to box.

We hope it doesn't get lost in the post like mom's PINK LAPTOP BAG which hasn't arrived yet!!

The Cat Realm said...

Our deepest sympathy!!! Maybe you want to teleport over for some fresh raw organic beef or salad shrimp? And organic catnip? And NO clothes that you have to wear at all!
BITE the human! How dare they - somehow they will have to be reminded of your Royalty!!!
Karl

Team Tabby said...

Yao-lin, we will share our turkey wif you. Our turkey is really good - our turkey didn't have any legs, heh.

Moe & Mindy

The Cat Realm said...

Hello Yao-Lin - I am doing some party planning here..... I think uis and I might be going to Dr. Tweety's party on new years, he announced it today on the blogosphere
http://www.blog.catblogosphere.com
and I asked Monte, Anastasia's loverboy to come also, and maybe you would like to join us???
Let me know if you can come - we could all dress up again!
Karl

michico*Adan said...

Oah Yao-Lin....

You should get your own mutton legs~!!! I remember you like that~~~~~~

Oah....Poor Yao-Lin~~~~~~
Let me give you a big big hug~~~

Tyler said...

Oh Your Poor Poor Royal Highness. Sir, you look absolutely miserable. Sir have you tried growling, hissing or perhaps biting the offender who tries to put such things on your head?

You were given a turkey LEG? Not a can of turkey stinky goodness, but a real leg? Sir, I would have been thrilled with a turkey leg. Now it's my turn to sulk.

Karen Jo said...

Oh, the humiliation! What a mean gift to give Your Royal Highness! I am surprised that you only stayed in your room for two days.

Jane said...

Poor Yao-Lin, this is an immense tragedy. Could it be time to get your own mobile phone and keep the number for the RSPCA on speed dial?
;) xx

Chairman Mao said...

Poor Yao-lin! I'm so sorry to hear of your terribul Chrissymouse, and you deffinitely do not look happy in that hat! And a chicken LEG? Pracktically nothing but a big ol' bone.

(My mom said SQUEE! She sez you look cute in yur hat. Maybe we oughta put elf hats onna BEANS, huh?)

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Sunny's Mommy said...

No! I think it's time for you to have a new human servant. That is totally unacceptable!

The Furry Fighter said...

hahahahaha Yao-Lin your face says it all, my bean is cracking up at your expression. I however, fully understand you...I got NOTHING for Christmas (apart from some Turkey and a new blanket). xxxx

Iris said...

INJUSTEST HAS BEEEN DONE!!!! YOU NEED TO POUCE HARD ON BABBY MAO. I feel you pain. We simeese have stick toghter in this. Your more than welcome to the toys I took from Mu shue and Lilly Lu stoking not like they were going to play with them any ways

Iris