When the human refers to you as 'her little baby bowel movement', she is in fact insulting you. It is NOT a term of endearment as you readily believe.
Yours, bemused by your complete stupidity
HRH Yao-Lin x
P.S Many thanks to the Mosaic cats for their observation that Baby Mao = Bowel Movement. I cannot thank you enough.
Thursday, 6 December 2007