Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Tattle Tail tuesday

The human is mortified because I have today opted to tattle about her feet.



Or rather, her pig trotters.

Since a very young age, the human has been afflicted with wide (fat) feet.

Whilst all her little friends were skipping about in dainty patent shoes, she could barely squeeze her porky toes into her Nike's.

The picture above shows a glimpse of her sausage feet.

But much more importantly, it also shows Your Royal Highness, along with his dainty beautiful paws that are perfect for kissing.

Yes, human, I am mocking you. What are you going to do? Stamp the floor with your trotters? Oink Oink.


Mwa ha ha ha

I do so enjoy Tattle Tail Tuesday!


HRH Yao-Lin xx

19 comments:

Tyler said...

Your Royal Highness, please remind me never EVER to allow you to see MY feet. Not only are they big but they swell up with water retention in the evenings. Sir, looking at your paws I am envious just a little bit. Is it wonderful being perfect? Tyler's Mom, Lynn

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

You have very kissable feets Yao-lin. All beans seem to have ginormous feet.

Tybalt said...

HAHAHAHA! PIG TROTTERS?! HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my. Your poor human. I am sure you have made her desolate. She's probably weeping in a corner, inconsolable.

You are one vicious tattler, Yao-Lin. A vicious tattler with beautiful and dainty paws.

Chairman Mao said...

BWAHAHAHAHA.... I'm crackin up... pig trotturs? bwahahahahaha... I think cat feets look lots bettur than bean feets, too!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Daisy said...

Pig Trotter?!? Hahahahahaha! Yao-Lin, you have a very horrified expression on your face. Well, at least she has a good pedicure.

Mickey said...

Pig Trotters? Never heard that one,hahaha! Your feet are quite nice,as one would expect!Human feet are strange,but then,so isthe rest of them ;)
If that's not enough,they put coverings on their feet and stomp on our toes!!!I mean,HOW can they not see us????Boobs in the way ,I guess
Purrs Mickey

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha.....pig trotters....ha, ha, ha....

My Mum has wide fat feet too, I have never thought to call them pig trotters though! I like it, I think I will start calling them that.

I think that is why she likes Holey Soles (aka Crocs) so much, they accomodate the wide piggy foot : )

Mosaic Cats said...

OMIDAWG!
We really do share an abysmal life of misfortune with much humiliation in common.
Would it shock you to learn ML has pig feet too? When she was young, she had to buy her shoes in a special store because she needed size D width. D for Dumbo Feet!
Now she wears 10 Wide. God.
And to top it all off, she just got some UGGGGGG slippers in bright red from JCP to wear on our Xmas trip.
I will be hiding under the bed in shame for that entire week. Thankfully, no one knows me in SC.
Annie

Cheysuli and gemini said...

HA! That is great. I am disappointed Yao-lin. I am no longer notified when you update your wonderful self. Sigh. fortunately, I come by regularly.

Chey.

Sultanfus and Guy said...

he he he Thats not nice he he he

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

My bean's feets the size of boats. I was biting on them this evening. You of course have perfectly wonderful paws that are likely the envy of all catkind.

China Cat said...

I do so love your expression here!

Purrrrs, China Cat

Lux said...

It's just fortunate that your own feet are so delicate - it sort of balances out!

(My bean has long monkey toes - just the opposite. I'm not sure which is worse!) :)

michico*Adan said...

I think your human's toesies is just fine~~

Ramses said...

Oh goodness all this talk of feets and toes is making me so wanna put the bitey on them all! I'z really can't help my urges I'z only a little girlycat still...

Purrs,
Isis

Maggy & Zoey said...

Ohmahgosh, all this talk of monkey toes, and dumbo, and pig trotters and holey things has us giggling til our sides hurt. Yao-lin you should start up a humanfootfetishcontest...
PS warning to Yao-lin: DO NOT visit Zoolatry on Wed Dec 12 as there are YUKKY kidbeans there, and to make it worse, their feet are showing!

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

Haha what an expression, pig trotters!! I have the some issues as Luxor with my momma, she has monkey toes too!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Dearest Prince, may I teleport over later to catch up on my zzz's? My human is keeping me awake with her coughing!

Sunny's Mommy said...

You look mortified being in the same picture with your slave's pig trotters. Oh, the horrid things you have to endure. I don't know how you stand it!