In case you hadn't heard, I have a starring role in CCSI.
I am a Superstar. A celebrity. A Royal King among actors.
I am also suffering from exhaustion. Learning lines and being on set all day has really taken its toll.
To ease the pressure, I have taken to drinking cocktails. Last night I sank two royal niptinis. The rest is just a blur.
Right, I'm off to my royal trailer for a catnip cigar.
Believe me, I can quit anytime I want to.
Yours, saying 'no, no, no' to rehab
HRH Yao-Lin xx