Friday, 7 March 2008

Frootbat Friday - Baby Mao Strikes Again

Sat on the stairs, what do I see?




A little brown poo print, NOT placed by me!.




Truly, my little brother is disgusting.

Speaking of disgusting things, the human is glued to Crufts on the TV tonight. She keeps making ridiculous 'squee' noises each time they introduce a new dog.

It's extremely pathetic and slightly unnerving. She had better not think of introducing one of those cretins into my palace. I have enough to contend with as it is.

Have a wonderful weekend. Mine will be dreadful, as always.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

26 comments:

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Baby Mao should never commit a crime because it would be very easy to track him down!

My Mum watches dog shows sometimes too and it is most disturbing, how could anyone be impressed with a drooling, slobbering mutt!

Daisy said...

You must admire Baby Mao's artistry: the paw-print is perfectly placed for just the right artistic effect.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I know this might disgust you but you and Baby Mao have the exact same number of votes thus far in the contest!

That is quite disgusting. Poor Yao-lin!

Latte

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Just because they squee over them does not mean they will bring them home. Bean squees over them all the time but has no interest in owning one (again).

Lux said...

The things you have to put up with, Yao-Lin! However do you do it?

zevo calamari said...

Humans are such strange animals!!!!!!
baby Mao is only a baby... so sorry!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Has you slave ever thought of wiping his feet? I'm mean that is so ewwww. What if he touched you!!! ~Queen Snickers

Fat Eric said...

MY mum is actually GOING to Crufts tomorrow (shudder). What if she accidentally comes back with one of those big drooling things?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ah, it seems to be "poo art" by Baby Mao again. It's a shame you'll haf a rotten weekend yet again...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh dear! ha ha ha i can laugh cause it isn't in my house. ha ha ha

PS i have no doubt you'll take care of any woofie that your mommy would even THINK of bringing into your house.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I was sorry to read Latte's comment Yao-lin. We did vote for you!

Your life is so hard. Perhaps a trip to the Black Cat Pub would be helpful. I'll buy you a drink with my new money.

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin!
Tigger made you a picture but it is on draft.

I will tell her to post it tomorrow! I hope she remembers!

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin! I voted for YOU!

Ramses said...

Oh we love watching Crufts! All those silly woffies who're happy to jump over stuff and do what they're told... Honestly who'd want one?! Surely being independent and aloof is far more interesting and attractive! Oh ok I'm about as clingy to My Mummy as a cat can be without being personally embarrassing, but that's only because she needs it! ;)

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Ewww Yao-Lin! That is icky! You are too royal and regal to have to view something like that. By the way, our momma sometimes turns on the woofie show on Saturday mornings when she gets up ... where is her loyalty?
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Scout said...

Oh Yao Lin, how HORRIFIC for you to contend with poo prints! I could not imagine *shudders*...

As for bringing a woofie into the house, NO!!! Protest at the top of your regally meezer voice! Yowl!! Hiss!! Bite!!

Sunny's Mommy said...

A dog is totally unacceptable. Put your paws down, hard, and let your Slave know there's no room in your kingdom for a dog. It's bad enough you have to put up with stinky Baby Mao!

Chairman Mao said...

Oh, poor Yao-lin! I'm so sorry you hafta see poo prints... and smell 'em, too!

And yur slave is sayin SQUEE ofur woofies???? Hmmmm!!!! That's kinda skeery. Momma squees ofur woofies sumtimes too, but if she efun thinks about bringin anybody else into the housie I'll sharpun my clawsies on her BUTT!!!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Yao-Lin, that is really gross. Since your servant is a moron, as demonstrated in your previous post, isn't she supposed to work as a scullery maid? I hope she turns off the television and takes care of your needs soon. I know how you are suffering.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. Maybe you could show Baby Mao my post from today so he gets some tips on keeping the feets clean...
P.P.S. Momma says it is truly tragic that Derren Brown is gay. I have no idea why. I thought gay guys have a better time of it, what with the cool clothes and all.

Tyler said...

Your Royal Highness, at least you have a staircase. I wouldn't mind one of those. Try to enjoy yourself, Sir. You might have a good time of it yet.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Poor Baby Mao, he really can't help himself, can he?

Parker said...

Baby Mao is quite the "print artist"! The things you have to endure Yao-lin! It's a wonder you can carry on with all of the indignities you suffer!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You're probably not going to want to see the winners of our contest. Please restrain yourself my friend!

Latte

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Have you considered that Mao may be secretly enjoying your disdain and planting the little "surprises" just to annoy - you? Try a different approach Apathy. Or even better, don't even notice. Purrhaps he'll stop when he realizes you haven't noticed.

michico*Adan said...

I think Baby Mao is never easy to be taught~~~ You must feel so tired~~~~

I will have a little brother, too. Tomorrow night, I am kinds of worry, if he acts like your baby Mao, what will I do?
Must ask you more tricks~~~

Artsy Catsy said...

Yao-lin, maybe if you start calling him Baby Poo, it will shame him into shaping up a bit!

Rocky