Dearest Baby Mao,
Next time you decide to secretly gatecrash Diamond's Irish Pub , DO NOT bring my Royal name into ill-repute by using the above (legal) tender.
I will NOT have my beautiful face associated with your drunken and drug fuelled party nights.
You have been warned.
P.S My loyal subjects may, however, use the above royal note for their various purchases. I think you will find the Siamese Pound is far stronger than the American Dollar and consequently will enable you to purchase far more nip.