Tuesday, 25 March 2008

Tattle Tail Tuesday

As you are all aware, I live in a constant state of near-death starvation.

If it weren't for the food offered by the kind cats of the blogosphere, I am sure I would be just a memory by now.

So with that in mind, today's tattle is a tail of how I cope.


Yao-Lin: " Yoooowwwwwwwllllll"

Baby Mao: " Maoooooooooo"

Human slave: " No boys, I'm not going to feed you. I cooked you Alaskan Pollock this morning served on a bed of carrots. I'm afraid you will have to wait until later."

Later that day...

Human slave: " Yao-Lin - where the frick did you get that naan bread? Yuck! Stop dragging it all over the carpet!"

Yao-Lin *snigger*

Later still....

Human: " Baby Mao! Where the frick did you get that chicken? It stinks of curry! It's staining the freaking rug! Give it here! ".

The moral of the story is this: feed your cat whenever he demands. Otherwise he will steal food from the neighbours.

This story is true and represents actual events over the Easter weekend. Sadly, the slave neglected to obtain photographic evidence as she was busy cleaning up the curry stains on the carpet.

Pathetic!

Revenge is mine!


HRH Yao-Lin x

19 comments:

jane said...

How you find the strength to type Yao-lin I do not know. As for Alaskan Pollack - ugh! Surely, finest cod or salmon would be more fitting?

Veronica (M) said...

thanks!!

that is so funny yao-lin, I also obtains food wherever I can get it. I especially like stealing bread off the countertop if Mamaw accidentally forgot it up there. for example the other day she had a whole loaf of Wonderbread sitting there and I took it down to the floor with me and tore apart the plastic. then she had to feed it to the birdies!
Veronica

Parker said...

Yao-lin - I have to ask...if you eat Curry food, does it hurt your bum later?
It sounds spicy! Ow!
But, I have to concatulate you on stealing food from the neighbors!

The Meezers said...

oh gracious yao-lin - we are just so amazed that you have any strength at all to be stealing bread!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Naan bread YUMMMY! I love it when momma brings me naan. Great swipe! I'm sure that curry did wonders for Baby Mau's stinky poos. *chuckles* ~Queen Snickers

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You absolutely must punish her for not getting photo evidence. What am I to do for human's Yao-lin fix NOW?

Daisy said...

Thank goodness you have a source of sustenance when you are starving!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha your a good thief, we mean hunter Yao-lin.

Mickey said...

Reduced to bread and water????
You need to contact the BBC about this!!

Purrs Mickey

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey, I like bread, buddy. Especially if it's got butter on it, mmm. Not so sure that Baby Mao + curry is such a good combination, though. Serves your human servant right, though, haha!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahaha...serves her right, not feeding yoo!

Tara said...

Curry stains sound like the ultimate revenge, but I must agree with Parker, I'm afraid my stomach would not agree with it....

Tara

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh my goodness! You boys steal food from the neighbours? You are both very brave and very sneaky!

Tigmut'hep said...

I don't know how you two cope with this level of neglect!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

This starvation diet has to go! Don't worry Yao-lin we will sneak over some turkey with dressing and gravy. That should help!

Scout said...

Thank heavens you two did not wither away!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hahahaha! Curry on the carpets serves her right for not feeding you two enough!! Great job by you and Baby Mao!!

The Crew said...

How do you manage to keep body & soul together on such meager rations?!

Love the new talking you! I'm talking on my page too.

George

goldenshade said...

Must be nice to have access to such food right next to you. Did it stain the carpet? Well done. If I had to steal from my neighbours I would die on the way over, they live waaaay down the road.

I will have to snag some of that naan next time They have some.

~Goldie