Happy Easter to all of my adoring fans.
The human went out for dinner today. She had a Sunday roast with all of the trimmings.
This means she will not be cooking for me today.
I AM STARVING. I AM WASTING AWAY. THERE IS PRACTICALLY NOTHING LEFT OF ME, I AM BUT SKIN AND BONES.
I hope the stupid fat human enjoyed her stupid fat dinner as she shovelled it into her stupid fat mouth.
I am not going to eat the cat food she has placed in my bowl. I WANT ROAST BEEF. I WANT YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS. I WANT SPROUTS IN GRAVY.
Yours, faint from lack of sustenance