Sunday, 23 March 2008

Happy Easter



Happy Easter to all of my adoring fans.

The human went out for dinner today. She had a Sunday roast with all of the trimmings.

This means she will not be cooking for me today.

I AM STARVING. I AM WASTING AWAY. THERE IS PRACTICALLY NOTHING LEFT OF ME, I AM BUT SKIN AND BONES.

I hope the stupid fat human enjoyed her stupid fat dinner as she shovelled it into her stupid fat mouth.

I am not going to eat the cat food she has placed in my bowl. I WANT ROAST BEEF. I WANT YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS. I WANT SPROUTS IN GRAVY.

Yours, faint from lack of sustenance



HRH Yao-Lin

30 comments:

Cecil the Cougar: said...

OH NO! Yao-Lin I can see that there is practically nothing left to you! You NEEDS your roasts beef and trimmings! Cat food is not fit for royalty at all!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh Yao-lin, we are so sorry to hear that you aren't being served Easter Sunday dinner. We hope you have a Happy Easter regardless.

Zoolatry said...

Ham with honey mustard sauce. Garlic 'n chive mashed potaters. Broiled aspargus with bacon bits. Fruit platter. Fresh greens tossed with onion and grape tomato. Hot cross buns, lathered in butter. Jellied compote. Merlot. Key lime pie for dessert.
Come dine with us, tis fit for a king and fit for you... we WOULD NEVER let you go hungry your majesty...

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, I can practically see your RIBS! No roast beef? This is cruel and unusual punishment.

Black Cat said...

No, this is bad news, you are looking so wasted in your cute - er - regal Easter bunny outfit. If you teleport over to Zoolatry though, be careful what you eat. I can see at least 4 things that are poisonous for cats, though I think I might teleport there coz it all sounds delicious for beans! Hope you're having a very Happy Easter anyway:) xxx

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh, poor Yao-lin. I am going to teleport a Cornish hen over to you immediately in hopes that it will stick to your ribs and give you a somewhat Happy Easter!

Rocky

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin! Mom wants to eat that too!!! But she says you can keep the sprouts. :)

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Happy Easter Yao-Lin! We are sympathizing with you more than you can know! All of those delicacies sound so wonderful and we want them too ... we just got our usual fare too! Please hang in there for us!
Your adoring friends,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yao-lin, this is cruel and unusual punishment. I just can't even conceive of such a horror. Please come to my Italian villa for a side of beef...

Chairman Mao said...

Oh, poor Yao-lin! We Ballicai are so sorry you aren't gettin food fit fur a royal prince! We wish you a Happy Eastur and we hope that you wind up gettin some of that puddin and roast beef and gravy aftur all!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no is she still neglecting you Yao-lin. I wish we had known earlier, then you could have come to us and shared a roast leg of lamb. There is still plenty in the fridge, but you are probably to weak furrom hunger to make it to here now.

Veronica (M) said...

hello Yao-lin!
sorry you did not get good dinners. stop by our bloggy on toosday for my birfday party, we are serving up a nice plump cornish game hen!
Veronica

The Meezers said...

Happy Easter Yao-lin!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

whoa! let me get this straight, your servent, went out to eat a special Easter dinner BEFORE she gave you extra special gravy dinner? This should be punished deeply and for a long time. Try chewing off hair, that will remind her for a long time to treat you better.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Happy Easter!
Teleport over for some ham at 5 PDT. Don't waste away from starvation ... Have ham with us!

DMM

Beezer said...

Golly, Yao-Lin!
That is just sooo wrong. I thought your bean learned her lesson. Humm..... Maybe you should go to Zoolantry it sounds like quite a feed at their place.

Mickey said...

Know what? My Mom did the same thing! She came home and I got crunchies! (Ok ,I got some stinky goodness too,but still...)

Happy Easter anyway.
Purrs Mickey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh no, crap, we'd send yoo some of our ham if we could get it thru da innernets! Happy Easter anyway...

Adan*Michico said...

Dear Yao-Lin~
I can see your are sufering~!!!
Poor dear~~~~~~~

Big Hug,
Adan

Monty Q. Kat said...

Quick, Yao-lin! Come to my blog!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

What! She didn't bring you a kitty bag! The nerve! Shove Baby Mao on her pillow! ~Queen Snickers

Gandalf & Grayson said...

You are look skeletal, now that we think about it. Good gracious! Are you going to be OK Ya-Lin?

Scout said...

Oh Yao-Lin, how simply horrifying that must be for you to be treated so poorly!!! Did she not even bring a morsel or two back for you??? I am highly offended on your behalf! A well placed hair ball in a place she will find with a barefoot should be part of a suitable punishment… Then using the furniture, drapery and rugs as scratching posts….. Then boob-walking and the uterus dance at precisely 3:15am usually helps alleviate the pain; however, I don’t know if you can do all of that from lack of sustenance!

The Crew said...

You do look a little thin, Yao-Lin. You have my complete sympathy.

I didn't get any ham for Easter 'cause Mom was too "busy" re-decorating the bedroom to cook a big dinner.

Maybe we should plan on wasting away together.

George

snowforest said...

It's tuff Yao-Lin ~ life isn't easy, particularly with humans who don't cherish royalty!
Sending you many purrs though :)

The Cat Realm said...

You poor thing!!!! You need to send your human over for some serious training! We always have fresh raw beef and shrimp and butter by just giving the staff "the look".
We will try and put some in the teleporter - we don't want you to get too thin!
Karl

Camie's Kitties said...

We are sorry that your mum didn't fix you any Easter dinner. That was just wrong. We hope you paid her back properly.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

DK & The Fluffies said...

Hoppy Spring to you as well handsome!

Isis said...

Oh you poor boy... I don't know how you cope!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Poor Yao-lin I cannot believe you got no puddings or roast beefs for Easter! It seems more training is needed for your staff.