Sleepy Sunday

A moment of calm...



BEFORE I STARTED SCREAMING : " I WANT MY BED TO MYSELF" !



Is it too much to ask?

On a lighter note, I have been tagged by the Good Cats for the following award!



Here is some information about this prestigous award:

“The ‘Arte y Pico’ award was created to be given to bloggers who inspire others with their creative energy and their talents, whether it be writing, artwork in all media. When you receive this award it is considered a ’special honor’. Once you have received this award, you are to pass it on to at least 5 others.”

Thank you good cats - I am so happy that my daily suffering brings others joy. *sob*

I shall pass this award on to the following:

Bendrix because he is firmly on my wavelength.

Castle because he is practically family.

Pyewacket because she consistently posts inspiring pictures.

The Zoolatry gang - you all know why they deserve this award!

Cheysuli because she is a political power house in a corrupt world.

I trust your weekend is going smoothly. As you can see from my photos, mine is not.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Today I am tattling on one of my adoring fans.

For months, I have received flattering emails from Suzanne, a human slave to a Siamese Princess named Molly. Suzanne lives in America and is quite smitten by my regal beauty.

Dear Suzanne recently sent me a portrait of her darling meezer Molly. It is STUNNING and Molly is truly regal:



Unfortunately, Suzanne (who is clearly not as clever as her Siamese Princess) addressed the envelope like THIS:



SINCE WHEN DID BABY MAO BECOME A ROYAL PRINCE? DID THIS HAPPEN WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING? WHO GAVE THAT LITTLE RUNT THE PREFIX 'HRH'???

Please enlighten me.

In the meantime, I'll sit and stare at the wonder that is the Siamese Princess Molly.





Yours, hopeful that others realise the gravity of this mistake


HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS


YAO-LIN

A Meme on Saturday

I was recently tagged by my new friends Felix, Garfield and Jawsy for a fun meme! So without further ado:

Rules:
1.be honest
2.tag other people
3. have fun!

What is your name?

HRH Yao-Lin - but then, you already knew that!

If you could change your name what would it be?

Grand Imperial Yao-Lin Siamese Ruler of the Universe.

What is your pet’s name

My human is called THE SLAVE. Because she is.

If you could change your pet’s name what would it be?

I wouldn't change my human slave's name, I would change my human slave. To Gordon Ramsey.

What is your brother or sister’s name?

Baby Mao. *sigh*

If you could change their name what would it be?

It would be changed to ' Baby Mao no longer lives in my house'.

Now tag as many people as letters in your new name for yourself.

I think I will tag:

Bendrix
Kaze, Latte and Chase
Jinx dinkerdoo!

Ta ta for now darlings!



HRH Yao-Lin xx

Frootbats on Friday

I have conceded - Baby Mao is once again allowed to sit in my presence.

It has taken a couple of weeks but I have now stopped hissing at him. I did, however, whap him across the face today.

Old habits die hard!

I must also thank each of you for your concern over the tuna mayonnaise fiasco. I didn't eat the onions - the human insists on snatching away my nightly treats as soon as she sees them.

I am consistently tortured by my inept slave.

Have a wonderful weekend


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Today, I am tattling on the human slave. If it weren't for her lack of compassion (and money), I would be full from steak and chicken. Sadly, I am fed only cat food and subsist on a diet of biscuits and wet food. Until, that is, I use my resources to scavenge the neighbour's bins:

Saturdays menu: half a tuna-mayo baguette.




And in case you were wondering, I shared with my little brother.





One must look after oneself when the the human slave is lacking in funds. And brains.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin x

Goodbye Storm

I think I speak for every cat when I say this:

YOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

That's me, yowling in anguish - my Darling Storm will be going to the Bridge on Friday.

It's too much to bear.

I'm speechless with grief, so I'll steal someone else's words:

Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

I am a dreamer and when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your kittens.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.


YOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I LOVE YOU STORM!!!


HRH YAO-LIN XX

Meezer Monday

Today I am obliged to send healing purrs to my brother, Baby Mao. The runt is staying at the vets tonight. It looks like he has some sort of infection and they are keeping him in to run tests.

Never one to dwell, I decided I could utilise this drama by turning it into a photo-op!

This is me looking worried:



And this is me looking distraught:



It's NOT my fault that I look devilishly handsome in all poses, is it?

I am sure Baby Mao will be fine but healing purrs will be gratefully received!.

Ta ta for now


HRH Yao-Lin