For those of you who don't know me, I live on a small, relatively safe island at the bottom of England. I heard rumours of rumours of a threat called Vishus Deer. I saw other cat's pictures and I smiled, nonchalantly. Those pictures didn't really bother me because I thought that no such thing existed near where I live.
I have since been proved wrong: 
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HUMAN'S KEEP THINGS LIKE THIS IN THEIR GARDENS? DOES THIS MEAN THERE MAY BE REAL VISHUS DEER ON MY ISLAND? AM I SAFE? ARE ANY OF US CATS SAFE? IS THIS A WARNING???
I understand there are measures in place to combat this threat. Forewarned is forearmed and I for one will be learning all I can about this very real threat to felines. How on earth could a vishus deer make it onto the island? Did they swim?
My head hurts.
HRH Yao-Lin xxx
Saturday, 7 April 2007
Scary Saturday
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Oh nooooooo! And look! It has a special collection basket on his back. I think that is for storing the cats he captures. Aaaaahhhhhhh!
OMG! What is this world coming to? Do you have a ferry to your island? Maybe they came that way?
I like your bloggie. It's nice to meet you. I'm Oscar.
Yes, vishus deer can swim. No one is safe from these things.
ack! vishus deer have swum the pond to get to you! i agree with daisy, the collection basket is for all the cats he captured. Be sure to go to visit Jack wwwDOTjackofallshadesandshadowsDOTblogspotDOTcom on the right side of his page is his Vishus Deer report. It may save your life...
NOOOOOOO! Deer can swim??? Geez...are we safe anywhere?
I think they swim, be very careful. We will be purring for your safety.
Oh how frightening!!
~Prinnie
Well, Yao-Lin, that Santee Claws fellow has deers that fly. Maybe that one flied to your island! BE CAREFUL!!
OK, we need to take a step back here... no need to panic yet. Some humans enjoy collecting pretend things, right? If your human had a plastic penguin or two, that wouldn't prove that penguins live on your island, would it? All right then.
Don't panic. Perhaps we can all teleport over at once with our cans of Vishus Deer Repellunt.
Oh my goodness Yao-lin! How did the vishus deer get on the island?!
I think Lux has the right idea - you need to get some vishus deer repellant.
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