A message for my slave. 
HUMAN SLAVE: SEE MY LASER EYES? I WILL ZAP YOU WITH THEM NEXT TIME YOU TAKE FOOD AWAY FROM ME.
I am being very serious. I will NOT have chicken taken away from me. If I want to beg at next door's house then I will. At least the lady next door feeds me the food I actually like. Nevermind that it wreaks havoc with my digestive system. The old lady likes my company and she likes feeding me big bits of chicken. If you DARE to take the chicken away from me again, I will do worse than growl! Mark my words!
You have been warned.
Friday, 1 June 2007
Frootbat Friday
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Oh, naybors who give out food are grate!
Gasp, how dare they take away your chicken, how do they expect you to stay so handsome without foods?
I tell ya...my slave is now a Veg-ee-tare-e-an...can you imagine? what the hell is wrong with the woman?! There has been no chicken in the house for 5 weeks now, and I have had to resort to eating..*retch* CAT FOOD...this is intolerable...
oh..and your ears...are awesome :)
WOW! Frootbat ears combined with laser-beam eyes is a very dangerous combination! I hope your slave responds to your warning before you have to use your weapons.
Oh I would never mess with you. I know how important food is to a meezer and you just don't interfere. At least your neighbor understands your need to be worshiped.
Latte
I agree, humans are just so difficult!
How dare she! Chicken! I don't blame you for giving her the laser eyes!
Tara
Wowie, I'm skeered! I've gotta learn how to do that lazer eyeball thingie, too, that's way cool!
Dude! I am so impressed with your technique. I did the growl thing with my mom twice this week (over a loaf of marble rye and a bag of pasta). She won. Crap. Sorry about the chicken. That sucks.
Earl Grey
Wow - those laser eyes look really scarey! They sure mean business!
Where can I get some laser eyes like yours?
Oh Yao-lin you really look very intimidating in this pic. The human must take notice and abide by your highness' wishes!
HRH wants the chicken!
You have very nice neighbors. I'm wondering Yao-lin how to solve the problem of all meezers wanting total world domination for themselves... We are each up to it...
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