Today I have taken the chance to reflect upon my royal heritage. I ordered the slave to get out the box full of family photographs. This one was found amongst the literature pertaining to my royal lineage.
It would seem that my ancestors lived in Osborne House, along with Queen Victoria.
Apparently an offshoot from Siam found their way to the Isle of Wight and settled down with the Queen and her servants.
So you see, human niece, to offend one of my ancestry is to offend my entire family and is tantamount to treason. Off with your head.