Thursday, 5 July 2007

Thursday Thirteen Year Old

Today the 13 year old human niece came over to use the computer. She had homework to do. Normally, she could do this at home but because she is so very badly behaved, she has been sent to stay on the Isle of Wight with her relatives.

Unfortunately for me, this entails her using MY computer ALL night. To make matters much worse, she PRETENDS she is doing school work but she actually spends all evening chatting to her friends on msn messenger. From where I was sitting, it looked suspiciously like she was flirting with boys. Cretin.

This creature storms into my house in a fit of makeup and giggles, eats all of the food and watches whatever she wants on tv and then has the sheer AUDACITY to ignore ME!!! His Royal Highness!!!

It took me all of my strength not to wretch with disgust.

Needless to say, I hate her. Not only is she a stupid human, she is a stupid 13 year old rebellious one. Those are the worst kind.

I am now going to retire to bed. I am exhausted and miserable -for good reason.

Sulking as usual

HRH Yao-Lin

20 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yao-lin, they are all rebellious at 13! You are right to dislike havnig YOUR home disturbed by suca creature.

Henry Helton said...

How dare does she ignore you. Did you give her the bitey?

Daisy said...

Well, she sounds very wonderful except for the ignoring you part. That is unforgivable.

Lux said...

How long will you have to put up with this horrific situation, Yao-Lin?

Tara said...

Sounds like you have every right to sulk!

Tara

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh yuk, sounds like yoo need to git yer claws out.

jcfloresinc said...

Oh no, what a shame. She shouldn't ignore you and take over your computer. A little bite and scratch seem in order here!
Your Fl furiends,
Samantha & Tigger

Parker said...

Sulk on Yao. I don't know how anyone on God's green earth could ignore you. Wrong, just wrong.

Chairman Mao said...

How awful that the little bean ignored you! I just can't imajin how awful that must've been. I don't blame you for sulkin'. Did ya holler at her? Hollerin' can sure get their attenshun!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh my. I heard 13 year old girls were terrible little ogres, but I never imagined even a 13 year old girl could be so awful as to ignore YOU! Jeez.

The Meezers said...

you should haf wretched on her feet!

lordjaders said...

Next time you can, get rrreal close to herrr and then lick herrr make up rrright off herrr face. Oh yeah, she'll notice you then.

Jade

Victor Tabbycat said...

Our boy is 12... is he gonna go bad? I hope he doesn't start wearin makeup! Try sleepin on hers feet.

小芥 michico said...

Well, ignore is not good part.
You are so right.

Dragonheart said...

Oh Yao-lin,I am sorry to hear that this human has invaded your domain. How can she ignore you? There is clearly something seriously wrong with her if she ignores a marvelous Siamese like yourself.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Sometimes teenagers can be annoying, specially if they ignore you. The least she could do is adore you while she's at your house.

The Cat Realm said...

My advice: bite her.
That´s what I would do. Not hard, or drawing blood necessarily. Just to let her know who is in charge. And that is definitely YOU! I already bit her in my mind, from a distance!
By the way: you are always welcome to our desert if the rubbish town gets on your nerves too much.
Between the two of us the maid and the butler would probably either commit suicide or get so drunk they will be sick for days. Hahahahahahaha!!!
Anastasia

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

How HORRIBLE!!!! I think you should yak on her and maybe she would get the point. Makes me glad I don't have a teenager to deal with. Or any small beans.

Latte

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

PS I nominated you for a rockin award!

Latte

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we've got a 13 year old make-up'd flirty computer hogging girl too! the difference is, ours is well trained to love and serve us. yours needs serious training - claws and teeth will be necessary. good luck!