Wednesday, 11 July 2007

Thursday Meme

I have been tagged by the delectable Casey Meezer Diva for this meme.

So, without further ado, allow me to talk once more on my favourite subject - moi!

What were you doing 10 years ago?

Well, I wasn't even a twinkle in the King's eye but I have it on good authority that my ancestors were living a life of luxury in a wonderful palace with several hundred human slaves at their beck and call. How I ended up in such poverty, I do not know. It is but a cruel twist of fate.

What were you doing 1 year ago?

I was a single Siamese prince and was busily training my slaves in the way of the Siamese cat. It was exhausting but at least at that point I was a lone Siamese i.e no brother with which to become infuriated.

Five favourite Snacks:

Lamb Chops

Five songs to which you know the lyrics:

Somethin' Stupid by Nicole Kidman and Robbie Williams.
Love Me Do by the Beatles
I Love my Dog By Cat Stevens
Your Song by Elton John
These Words by Natasha Bedingfield.

The humans leave Radio 1 on all day when they are at work. That's the only reason I know the above tunes!

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

Buy several sprawling palaces.
Hire new slaves.
Turf the old slaves out onto the street as punishment for being useless.
Throw money into the Meezers for World Domination Campaign.
End animal neglect via worthy charities.

Five bad habits:

Leaving poo prints all over the house.
Kicking litter all over the floor.
Attacking the human's hands and feet when they are asleep. (I don't think that is a bad habit at all!)
Ripping the curtains to shreds.
Losing the humans their deposit because of the above.

Five things you like doing:

Vandalising the house.
Attacking Baby Mao.
Attacking the humans.
Demanding affection. The humans are stupid enough to give it to me! Serves them right!

Five things you would never wear again:

The pink waistcoat the human bought that was a size too small.
The orange headband she bought me from Amsterdam
A smile. I find scowling much more effective.
The pink T-Shirt she bought me from Amsterdam.
The pink wig Baby Mao put on me!

Five favourite toys:

Baby Mao
Orange Mouse
Human feet
Human hands

Five kitties to tag:

The Mckitten Cats
Baby Mao

Well, I hope you all enjoyed reading even more about me!

I will be adorning my tiara made especially for me by the Cat Realm in tomorrow's post. I am sure you are quivering in anticipation!

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yao-lin, I am studying being bad frum yoo. Mom has gone from yelling, to shaking her head and saying my name repeatedly to sighing and fixing whatever it is I have messed up/broken/pooped on!~Speedy

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, I do not know why you do not want to wear the pink t-shirt again. You looked very handsome wearing it.

I like to attack my Mommie's feet when she is sleeping. I agree, this is not a bad habit.

The Cat Realm said...

Oh my, Yao-Lin, I see why Anastasia likes you! You are a handful. Just like her. Wild! I am sure the two of you together would drive any human and most cats to insanity...
I really enjoyed reading your answers.
And I am looking forward to seeing you in the tiara....

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Ah, another cat just like me!! Though I think you might want to smile a bit sometimes, and a purr goes really far too!


Chairman Mao said...

I can't wait to see you in your Tiara! I bet you'll look KOOL and furry princely.


And hehehe, I'm good at bein' naughty, too, and Momma nefur efur gets really annoied at me cuz I'm just so cute when I'm doin' it.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Caesar and Princess said...

Lamb chops? that sounds good... MOM!

I liked this fabbie list!
You do not have any bad habits, you are just bored. You need better toys and maybe a tent.


Ali & Fiona said...

Delectable? Your lucky I am not the jealous type my handsome prince. I can't wait to see you in your tiara.

小芥 michico said...

Oah dear, you like steak, you are a very unique cat~!

"Leaving poo prints all over the house." I would like to see that photo, if your momma doesn't clean it first. Because I never do that before~!

Pet's are 4 Life said...

oooh so jealous you get a tiara~~!!

The Cat Realm said...

I can´t wait for tomorrow!!! I am sure you will be king of the blogosphere in that tiara!
Anastasia said there should be an award for royal cats who just dont´t give a damn and have a tendency for moodyness and sarcasm but are the best cats of all anyways and she would be willing to share it with you.
She might just make one up...

The Cat Realm said...

Hi there, this is Anastasia - I never really saw that neon sign "Mao smells of poo" before - I LOVE IT!!! You are the best!

Dragonheart said...

You are a very demanding Meezer, Yao-lin! I kick litter all over the floor too - what can I say? I like to dig!

Looking forward to seeing you wearing the tiara!

Anonymous said...

Yao-lin we really like your meme furry much and we learned at lot about you. You seem to have a problem with slaves. We find that if you're nice to them once in a while, and maybe even purr, they are much more willing to do yore bidding.

Jimmy Joe said...

oooo, you have an orange mouse?!!! I gotta get me one of those. I can learn a lot about being more assertive from you, Yao-Lin.
Your buddy, JJ

Eric and Flynn said...

Those were furry infurrmatif annsers, but what's wrong wiv kicking litter efurrywhere? I allus do that and mum sez,"Furr goodness sake Eric yoo don't haf to dig all the way to Australia"

Ali & Fiona said...

Hi my most regal mancat!

We selected you for the schmooze award, check out our blog for the details.

Cheysuli said...

Oh my thank you Mao! Such a long and thoughtful meme I'll have to have up soon!

BTW: kicking litter out is a bad habit?!