Saturday, 21 July 2007

Saturday Steaming Parcel

Last night my human slave neglected to clean the litter tray at the appointed time.

This task is usually completed by 9pm thus enabling me to frequent my toilet at various intervals throughout the night, safe in the knowledge that it is both clean and fresh smelling.

Due to a lack of training on my part, or more likely, utter stupidity on her part, the female slave 'forgot' to clean the litter tray last night.

This morning, she was awoken by the delicate waft of poo. Stumbling out of bed, she wandered, bleary eyed, towards the bathroom where she found, and almost stepped in, two large steaming presents, left for her by none other than His Royal Highness.

"Oh, Your Highness," she said, still bleary eyed, "thank you for these most magnificent presents. I bow to your superiority, my Royal Master". To which I responded with an evil glare.

Ok, that doesn't sound altogether feasable. What she actually said, in between wretches, was " Oh For F*** sake I have to clean up cat s*** before I have even had a coffee - and it's my day off!". To which I responded with an evil guffaw: Mwa ha ha!

Well, I think the human has well and truly learned her lesson. Next time she neglects to clean the litter tray, I will leave her several steaming parcels instead of just two. Serves her right for being lazy.

Enjoy your Saturday everyone!

HRH Yao-Lin xx

34 comments:

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, I think you were very right to leave those "presents" for her. Because how else will she learn her lesson about keeping your litterbox clean? Well done!

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

our momma need training from time to time too... those beans are slow sometimes, aren't they?

thanks for joining WCB this week,
purrs Kashim & Othello

Emma's Kat said...

LMAO! ::ahem:: Marley is the same way about his box. Which I guess, is understandable. Now Emma and Benj, they don't care if it's a bit on the dirty side. :p

Dragonheart said...

Oh my goodness Yao-lin! I'm sure she has learned her lesson now: keep the litterbox clean!

Millie said...

Sometimes beans are just plain dumb. I think yours got the point.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahaaha, good one!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Oh man, priceless....

Will you be subitting a royal Q for the contest?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I can't think of a better way to train your female slave. jeez.
I run around and around meowing until my box is cleaned, but this seems like a much more impactful, and quick way to remedy the situation.
Nice job.

The Meezers said...

Your highness, might we suggest a well placed poo on the pillow? it will get her up even earlier

Cheysuli said...

Yao-Lin that's perfect. I'm far too well mannered to do such a thing, but I like that you did.

Generally I just wake her up so that she never gets to sleep in...

Forty Paws said...

Ha ha!! That is hilarious!!! Nothing better than the smelly waft of steaming poo to get the beans out of bed. And then to place it in such a spot as to almost create a SQUISHED mess is even better.

Luf, Us

Lux said...

The punishment definitely fits the crime - good going, Yao-Lin!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Mwa ha ha ha ha! We are taking notes...How do you make them steam?

Jelly said...

Ha! Naughty kitty!

Chairman Mao said...

hehehehe, you're crackin' me up, Yao-lin! You are superduper at trainin' your beans. Sometimes they've just gotta remember they've got nothin' less than a Royal Prince inna house who's gotta have things up to his spessifikashuns!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh my goodness, Yao-lin, but I can't stop giggling! You certainly know many effective tactics for training your humans. I have never done that particular tactic, but Brainball, our Alpha Cat, uses it on occasion. She says it keeps our parents on their toes -- sometimes literally, *smile*!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

jcfloresinc said...

Yao-lin, only you could get away with that!! You are the greatest!!
Your FL furiends,
Samantha & Tigger

Henry Helton said...

It just amazes me how difficult it is to train these human things. It's like we try and try and try to get through to them, but they jsut don't get it. I mean really, is it that hard to figure us cats out.

Derby said...

Hopefully she will learn not to neglect your litter tray in the future. If not, continue leaving your steaming presents.

Mosaic Cats said...

We KNEW you were extra-smart when you left us that comment about a self-harming dog wasting her time when she had three cats to do harm for her! This only confirms it. You rock.

The Cat Realm said...

Yao-Lin, my hero! That is exactly what one needs to do! Aside of myself you are the one and only cat around her with the right catitude! A natural! I tell you a secret: if it would have been me - I might even distract her in some future evening so I get another chance to leave steaming presents......
You sister-in-spirit
Anastasia

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

Hehehe, that reminds me of my Maruschka who poos every time she feels contradicted!
Yao-Lin, you sure know how to make your slave learn her lesson well!!!

Hot(M)BC said...

Hahahaha! Good presents, Yao-lin!
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

katztales said...

Yao-Lin sounds like a typical Siamese kitty. Love the way they keep their pet slaves inline!

lordjaders said...

Ha, ha, ha---my bean panics because I don't leave herrr little trrreasurrres in the litterrr. But, mostly because I am an indoorrr/outdoorrr cat and I prrreferrr to do business in a naturrral way--not in prrrocessed clay! Enjoy Yourrr day. Want to play? What the Hay! My name is Jay---de o.k. enough of the rrrhymes.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Hahaha, we think it's great! However someone did leave presents in the bath tub the other morning - same thing, someone WAITED- we laughed when the human was about to shower.

Humans should learn.

Kitikata-san said...

oh, that is icky...

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

*with admiration* - Yao-Lin, I am always amazed at how you can keep your mommy in line!!

~Casey

Beaman said...

Your Majesty, I do hope you had extra soft toilet paper to use and wiped your paws after the noble deed was done.

Parker said...

Wow, BEFORE her coffee? That was extra-evil. Nice work.

The Cat Realm said...

Yao-Lin, I have to say, that Diamond looks mighty good on your black background! I did do a good job there!
Very befitting for Royalty!
Yours
Anastasia

Pet's are 4 Life said...

That is a very good way to train your servants. momma hasn't gotten the message yet about specific times, perhaps we shall start special training sessions for her! mwuuuahhaaahaa!!!

~Napoleon and Hunter~

Tara said...

Excellent work Yao-lin! Kavan usually just sticks paws with poo on them in Mom and Dad's face, and tracks it all over the bed. That gets their attention too!

Tara

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Good job!! I find flinging poo out of the box works too but not quite as well I imagine.

Latte