Thursday, 13 September 2007

Discipline Thursday






Dear human

Further to the degradation I have endured this past week, I have today, whilst you were at work, taken some much needed disciplinary action.

If you waddle upstairs into the main bedroom, you will notice claw-sized holes in your expensive voile curtains. You know the pretty drapes with the embroidered daisies that everybody compliments? Well, slave - observe with horror how they are now decorated with numerous holes and scratches!

Rest assured that given your behaviour this week I will continue shredding these curtains into pieces. I may eventually use them to stuff my pillow. Mwa ha ha..

There is no point in apologising to me.

Yours, haughty, demanding and disciplinarian



HRH Yao-Lin

22 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

The Lap Lady is now reconsidering her interest in putting curtains in any room of our house. The Tall Man HATES curtains but she wants to "decorate". Hmm...GREAT revenge strategy.

Kaze
(I spent an hour purring in my coat last night! I'm posting a fashion friday tomorrow)

Jimmy Joe said...

I hope your slave lady understands that this is punishment and doesn't think that you are being creative and making eyelet curtains. She sounds kinda slow, from the way you describe her.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Great work on the curtains Yao-lin. That is a good way to show your displeasure. Trixie does that to the curtains in mom and dad's room too, even right IN FRONT OF THEM!!

Tamra Maew said...

I DID THAT TOO! I did it on the shower curtain, the living room curtain, the dining room curtain, the bedroom curtain and finally on their nice office curtains! The servants started chasing me after the first one so I thought it to be wise to climb/chew/destroy all the others because lets face it, getting chased is exciting!

Tamra Maew said...

Oops! I got carried away about the curtains, what I really came here to say is that the servants are from the Ottawa area, have your servants moved?

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin! That is some very strong revenge you got. Once I wrecked some fabric pleated shades by constantly climbing behind them until they got all bent up and wrinkly.

The Furry Fighter said...

ahahaha excellent work yet again! those are some WICKED claw marks!

has she learnt her lesson now yao-lin? if not, try finding her record collection and using that for claw sharpening purposes...

Peach Man said...

This is excellent payback. I wonder when it will sink in that you're not being "artistic." Although, I sometimes wish I could work in fabric. I should branch out, now that you give me the idea...

Henry Helton said...

I've said this before, but you are my hero! I would do the same thing to My Lady...if I only had claws.

Chairman Mao said...

Way to go, Yao-lin! You are an ecksellent disciplinnarian. Momma and Daddy have a lotta blinds inna windows, and sometimes I like bendin' 'em, crackin' the edges off, and efun pullin' 'em down. hehehe

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Be careful it doesn't backfire Yao-lin. You know how dense these beans are sometimes. I did that to the pretty curtains mom had in the small powder room and she misunderstood it to be wanton destruction and locked me out of there.

The Meezers said...

i did that to 2 sets of glittery sheers that mommy gotted for the big slidy door. she now has a plain set of sheers there as the last time she put the glittery ones up I had them torn down in 3 hours.

Cheysuli said...

Yao-lin I have no doubt it's a well deserved punishment. You can do no wrong...

Mickey said...

Boy,you din't kid around do ya!

Pet's are 4 Life said...

This has been a truley topsturvey week for you! First you gets a story writted about you, and many many many peoples admires your glorius meezer self in yours beautifuls picture...then there is hoomiliations at the hands of your hoomans...then you gets to destroy the curtians. Sounds likes yous ended the weeks on an upbeet...so longs as the hoomans don't say the "V-E-T" word...thats a naughty words!

~Hunter,Napoleon,&Belle~
Ps. we is adding this to all our comments todays......
Did you see our little brother's pic on Daily Kitten? We is SOOO proud!!!

http://www.dailykitten.com/archives/1304-napoleon.html

Kimo & Sabi said...

Whut does they expect - pffft!

Dragonheart said...

Oh my Yao-lin, you are the master! You should act as a coach, or give lessons to cats who need to learn how to discipline their humans.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

excellent disciplinarian techiniques, make a LASTING impression that they can understand, and remember to be patient, 'beans can be kinda slow to train ~The Fluffy Tribe

caricature said...

Great disciplinary action Yao-Lin ~ I missed your royalty!

leslie said...

Crikey!

The Crew said...

Gosh, what did your humans do to warrant such severe discipline? Were they late in serving your meal...was your litterbox less than fastidiously cleaned...did they fail to bow low enough before you?

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Yao-Lin you are my hero! You are much braver than me. For some reason I am generally compelled to please my human.

Although, I did ruin the blinds by the front door. It really was her fault though, she knows that is my window, why would she close the blinds? I simply parted them at an appropriate level and hefted my body wait down upon them.

Oh yah - I tagged you for a meme if you have time to participate while continuing your disciplinary actions.