Monday, 10 September 2007

Tuesday meme

Storm, my furry fighting friend tagged me for the following Meme.

What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? We have a mint shower gel in the bathroom at the moment. I much prefer royal jelly.

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? No. I don't like it so I won't allow the slaves to buy it.

What would you change about your living room? I would ban Baby Mao from it. Realistically, he should be happy shut away in the upstairs bedroom leaving me to have the run of the living room. This makes perfect sense.

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? We don't have a dishwasher. Unless you count the human slave. She is pretty efficient at washing my dishes!

What is in your fridge? Defrosted steak (for me), coleslaw, salad, tinned pumpkin (for my digstion), natural yoghurt and butter.

White or wheat bread? I am rather partial to banana on granary bread. I think Pixie would like that snack!

What is on top of your refrigerator? A set of knives purchased from the shopping channel. They will never get used and will sit on top of the fridge gathering dust. That is how useless my humans are.

What color or design is on your shower curtain? It is a glass swing-door. Amusingly, the human manages to knock the door open with her large bottom every time she has a shower. Of course I sit and laugh at her.

How many plants are in your home? None, although I have ordered the human to plant some catnip to which she has duly obliged.

Is your bed made right now? Yes of course! I couldn't stand it if my bed wasn't fluffed, tidied and cleaned every day.

Comet or Soft Scrub? I don't know what these are.

Is your closet organized? Only since I ordered the human to do this in my list last week.

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? I have a ceramic bowl however, I insist that I drink out of a pint glass. The human has to stand at the sink as I drink, preferably with the tap running at the same time. Because I'm worth it.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? No, we don't do that sort of thing in England!

If you have a garage, is it cluttered? We have a shed in the garden but no garage. I live in poverty. It is so depressing.

How many pillows do you sleep with? One cushion, two blankets, one Baby Mao.

How often do you vacuum? I allow the human to hoover twice a week.

Standard toothbrush or electric? The human is NEVER coming near me with one of those things!

What color is your toothbrush? If I had one, it would be 9 carat gold.

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? No because that would invite all of the commoners into my palace. I couldn't stand it.

What is in your oven right now? A tomato pasta bake, ready to go.

Is there anything under your bed? Another bed for me, a selection of cat toys and the electric blanket.

Chore you hate doing the most? Training the human slaves. It is the most difficult task I have ever had partake of.

What retro items are in your home? My humans are chavs and don't really understand retro decor. They are too common.

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Sadly not. Like I said, I live in poverty! It is degrading!

How many mirrors are in your home? About seven. I like to surround myself with beauty and can only do this by constantly gazing at my reflection.

What color are your walls? Cream and light peach with patches of poo from Baby Mao. It actually matches the furniture ha ha.

What does your home smell like right now? Poo. I live with Baby Mao, remember?

Favorite candle scent? Vanilla.

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? None. I do not care for pickles.

Ever been on your roof? Well, the human thinks not but in actual fact, I quite often sit up there and throw stones at the commoners, I meant to say admiring my kingdom.

How many house phones? Two telephones in the house.

What style do you decorate in? Regal -golds, creams, bronzes.

Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? Yes, solid colours can be quite striking. Especially when they are chocolate and cream like me!

Is there a smoke detector in your home? There is one in every room. The human sets it off a least twice a week because she is useless at cooking.

In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? The framed photo of myself which sits on the mantlepiece. It is quite beautiful and I could not bear to be apart from it.

Excellent Meme - now I will tag: Jinx & Pyewacket!

Ta ta for now on tuesday

HRH Yao-Lin

p.s Thank you for your messages of support over yesterdays degradation. Believe me, I have a little something planned for the human by way of payback! Mwa ha ha


Dragonheart said...

Fascinating answers, Yao-lin! Some of those questions are clearly geared to North America, as they make no sense to us European cats. I like the smell of vanilla candles too. :)

Daisy said...

Pixie would like to know if she can have a bite of your bananer sandwich. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

You are very gracious Yao-lin considering that you apparently live in abject poverty with inept slaves.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I figured we'd like the same decorating colors. Maybe we should kick the humans out and live together? You could come here, we do have a large garage. Though we don't have a mantle for your photo....we could hang it on the wall!


Parker said...

My heart breaks for you sometimes, you have so much to put up with. It truely is a tragedy!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

How do you manage to retain your royal bearing living in such poverty with such inept slaves? Our dad could never live in the U.K. as he loves his iced tea.

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey--how are the slaves gonna cut your steak if they don't dust off those knives? I see what you mean by them being useless.
Your sympathizing buddy, Jimmy Joe

ASTOR CATS said...

You must be patient with your slaves - the learning curve for humans is quite long. It may seem like they don't get it but they will come around.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

The Furry Kids said...

Boy, your slaves sound like trouble. Training them is certainly hard work.

Earl Grey

Samantha & Tigger said...

Pretty neat answers to the Meme Yao-lin. We can hardly wait to see what you do to payback for the unfortunate incident from yesterday!
Your FL furiends,

Henry Helton said...

That is a very long meme. Stay away from the soap, k.

michico 小芥 said...

Wowww, that is really really long meme, you are amazing, and great answers~!

By the way, your postcards have sent today, just a notice for you.

Lux said...

Oh Yao-Lin, I so empathize - I mean, um, sympathize. The things you have to put up with - indescribable, yet you have so eloquently described them.

leslie said...

Our eyes are goggling like a black moor goldfish! We are all sitting very still, facing in the one direction, awaiting instructions as we just read that we are getting tagged for a Meme!

We don't know how long we can still still for so we hope instructions come soon! We are new to this, but are getting in lots of practice! - Leslie, on behalf of the Triad - Tigger, Trixie and Pyewacket. It's Pyewacket's turn to be top cat.

Did I mention we are very excited?

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh your Highness we didn't realise just how much yoo haf to put up wiv. A regal cat such as yerself shouldn't be subjected to such abject poverty. Yoo are an inspurrayshun to us.

The Cat Realm said...

Yao-Lin, you are priceless! We both (I and the maid) laughed out loud when we read your meme!
Believe it or not: 9 out of 10 times the maid manages to set the smoke alarm off too when she is cooking. If you'd ever get to 10 times, because she rarely cooks. For obvious reasons! And I do insist on a clear human glass, filled with fresh water ON the table for my drinking! At the butler's place I actually have a beautiful glass vase, always freshly filled to the rim, just for me!
Your friend Karl

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Yao-lin!!! Meowmy just got a package in the mail at work from you!!! She says we are going to be thrilled when she brings it home. I can't wait to see everything and taste the treats!!


The Furry Fighter said...

oh goooood answers Yao-Lin!
You live with chavs? Have you considered moving?

The Fluffy Tribe said...

oh those a truely royal answers Yao-lin, of course ~The Fluffy TRibe