Friday, 21 September 2007

Frootbat Friday




Another Friday and another opportunity to showcase my siamese beauty.

Also, another chance for me to complain - loudly - about the lack of roast beef in my palace. The slave has been promising to cook this for WEEKS and STILL hasn't got round to it. She also had the nerve to come home late from work today.

I have therefore decided to place this advertisement in the Isle of Wight County Press:

Free to good home:

Female slave. Useless at cooking and cleaning but can open a tub of yoghurt. Likes animals, especially cats. Needs to be in a household with many animals - cannot be trusted to take orders from just one feline due to serious lack of intelligence. Delivery can be arranged as soon as possible.

I think that should teach her a lesson!

Yours regally


HRH Yao-Lin

23 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Be careful Yao-lin, we once had a substitute slave and missed a lot of things the normal one did that we din't even notice much when she was here. It's a good thing the original came back cuz it was gonna be a lot of hard work to train a new one.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I should send you my grandma. She can not resist loud yowls and she understands them really well. I always ask for her.

Kaze

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey Yao-Lin--you'd better lay up on the black-and-white publicity shots for a while. My momma keeps going on and on about how handsome you are. It's getting tiresome. Sorry, old buddy.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, you came up with a good idea. I think this will teach the slave a good lesson. She better shape up, or she will have to ship out!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha.......Oh, I can't stop laughing! I think I might need to put a similar advert. in my local paper - I can't imagine anyone would want her though : )

Team Tabby said...

well, Yao-lin the ad in the paper should do the trick. Me, I wouldn't mind the yogurt one bit - that and cottage cheese, yum!

Mindy - thanks for stopping by my blog

Cheysuli said...

I think that ad should you get you some interested callers. Are you hoping for a trade in or a good price? Used slaves aren't worth that much you know.

I am sorry about the lack of roast beef. You so deserve some.

Mickey said...

So Yao-Lin,let us know how it works out.You know,just in case ;)

The Meezers said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
::gasp:: hahahahahahahhaha

any takers yet?

Lux said...

You forgot that she takes great pictures of you! I might think twice about that ad ...

The Cat Realm said...

I love you Yao-Lin!
You always make me laugh sooooo much, thank you!
My maid is as useless at cooking as your slave, maybe I can sell her too. Hahahahahahah, you are so funny!

The Fluffy Tribe said...

ahahahaha that is funny Yao-lin ~The Fluffy TRibe

Monty Q. Kat said...

If you ever want to vacation on the Eastern Shore, Mombean and I live where there are plenty of blue crabs and shrimpies, YRH. And there's about a bagillion yogurts in the fridge right now. :D

Starbuck and Torrey said...

That is a stunning picture! I should try some black and white pics, too! Thanks for the idea...

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Yao-lin you have put a lot of effort into training this slave. If you give her away the next one might be even more dim. Then you would be back to square one in the training department.

Christine and FAZ said...

He, he, he, let me know if you get any responses. FAZ

Mosaic Cats said...

Oh, Yao-lin,
It may not be so much a lack of intelligence as a "special needs" sort of slave you find yourself saddled with.(and we DO empathize, Friend. Mosaic Lady's "dinner" tonight was Cheetos and two brownies.)
Can you send her off to occupational therapy?
Perhaps there is room on Skeezix's short bus for her?

Henry Helton said...

You just reminded me that I haven't had roast beef in a long time either. Now I am mad.

Dragonheart said...

That is a lovely portrait of you, Yao-lin. You have spent so much time training your human that it would be a shame to let her go.

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Yeahs you can totally helps us come up with good revenge against our momma! We has to be kindas nice cause of the severe trauma shes had about BearBear,her silly 20+year old teddys bear...but I still think she deserviseds some light punishment for her plans to abandanings us for over a week!
~Napoleon,Hunter,&Belle~

Tara said...

Its hard to find good help, isn't it? But be careful, sometimes the replacements are worse than the one you originally had.

And she does take lovely photos of you!

Tara

Ramses said...

Yao-lin, be careful or you'll just have some Unca' or Auntie come feed you and no more personal slave services! :( Guess I'm lucky having a Mummy and not a slave, she even cooks good all by herself! Maybe I should post you a care package full of roasty chicken to the IoW, but I'm not sure the mail lady can be trusted with some of Mummy's yummy roasty, 'n posting gravy is even harder! ;)

Eric and Flynn said...

Yao-lin we feel furr yoo, but good slaves are hard to come by. Be furry keerful, yoo mite be going furrom the furrying pan into the fire.