Another Friday and another opportunity to showcase my siamese beauty.
Also, another chance for me to complain - loudly - about the lack of roast beef in my palace. The slave has been promising to cook this for WEEKS and STILL hasn't got round to it. She also had the nerve to come home late from work today.
I have therefore decided to place this advertisement in the Isle of Wight County Press:
Free to good home:
Female slave. Useless at cooking and cleaning but can open a tub of yoghurt. Likes animals, especially cats. Needs to be in a household with many animals - cannot be trusted to take orders from just one feline due to serious lack of intelligence. Delivery can be arranged as soon as possible.
I think that should teach her a lesson!