Thursday, 27 September 2007

Overheard on Thursday

Overheard in my palace today:

Female Slave " Guess what Yao-Lin just brought in from outside?"

Male Slave (on phone) : " I don't know..a mouse?"

Female Slave: " No, no, he has gone one better than that. Today, obviously ravenously hungry , he has gone next door and stolen a roast lamb bone, most probably from their kitchen!".

Male Slave: " Well get it away from him, he will make a huge mess with that thing!"

Female Slave: " I would but every time I go near him he starts growling and swiping at me with his paws. I'll just hoover up later".







Yao-Lin : Mwa ha ha ha ha


HRH Yao-Lin xx

29 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh. My. Gosh. That's it Yao-lin, you are the most superb higher being that I know of. First of all you stole from a neighbor's kitchen (can you just imagine them looking for it??). But then you growl and smack your slave because its obviously too important for her to even touch. Bravo.

Latte

The Furry Kids said...

Holy cats! Yao-Lin that is awesome! The growling and swiping is an excellent touch.

EG

ASTOR CATS said...

OMG, That bone is almost as big as you. We are in awe of your hunting prowess most royal one - although stealing from the neighbor's kitchen is not exactly hunting.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Daisy said...

Whoa! Yao-Lin! How did you get that? I am very impressed.

The Meezers said...

wow Yao-lin? are you shur that's a lamb bone? it looks like it has eyes or somefing. I fink it's an alien!! - Sammy

Tara said...

Way to go Yao-lin! We are in awe of your skills!

Tara

The Cat Realm said...

I am so proud of you! And very impressed! You don't go through the trouble of hunting, you take the ready-made-to-go-take-out!!!!!
True Master of Cats!

The Furry Fighter said...

oooh what a brilliant thing you have done! that looks absolutely dlicious! my neighbours are from ethiopia but i am not allowed outside so would not be able to steal their food!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Wow Yao-lin! Did you go in their house to get it? I need to learn to growl and swipe! Well, I occasionally swipe at my Mum when she passes by, but I have never growled. Perhaps if you are free this weekend I could teleport over and you could teach me how. Maybe we can go next door and see what they have to eat too!

Mickey said...

How did you get in their kitchen?
That is one BIG bone.Bet Baby Mao is gonna come helping,hahaha

michico 小芥 said...

Oah My God~! Yao-Lin, you always amazed me~!!! That is a huge big job you did, and awesome~!!!! If I live with you I will be surprised everyday!!!!!

You are a great hunter~!!!!!!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, Yao-lin, aren't you worried the naybor may retaliate and, we don't know, beat you with a broom, if they catch you in their house?

Cheysuli said...

You stole that!!! or did you convince them to give it to you?! Way to go Yao-lin!!!! You win the hunter cat award!

Dragonheart said...

Wow, Yao-lin, that is very impressive! You are the king! I can't beleive you stole that from the neighbour's kitchen!

Parker said...

Quote from Mommy ---> EEEWWWWWW!

Ramses said...

Oh wow, now that's something! I wish I could get my paws on something like that too! :)

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

That is a huge lamb bone, Yao-lin. It is amazing that you are so muscular and strong and took the bone home with you. You also must take it to the most expensive carpet and eat it there.

The Crew said...

Do your neighbors let you look around in their kitchen, or did you steal that bone from their trash?

I don't blame you for protecting your prize from those trying to steal it away from you.

George

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

I am quite certain the Chavs next door deserved this.
I'd steal from my ignorant hillbilly neighbors, but all they have to eat are cigarettes.
"When in North Carolina..." and all that.
What is that red bulbous thing on the end? A cherry tomato?
I am prepared to accept that medal you awarded me for my tolerance and patience. Where do I go to collect it?

Caesar and Princess said...

Amazing and well done!
Your awesomeness is proven again!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Yao-lin you are the King of Smooth moves! Hope it tastes as good as it looks!
Your FL furiends,

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh. my. goodness. yao-lin, you are so my hero. i have, like, tears in my eyes that is so beautiful.
i wish i could have seen their face when they tried to find that leg. can you imagine?!? ha ha ha

bendrix is bowing to you over and over right now.

Diamond said...

Yao-lin, I like the way your slaves defer to your every whim. You certainly have them under control.

Lux said...

Yao-Lin, you are the most amazing cat I know!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

That is a furry impressif trofy yoo brought home wiv yoo. How dare your slave try to steal it furrom yoo.

Henry Helton said...

How do you find these things Yao? You are such a smart kitty.

Peach Man said...

Holy Cow! Or should I say Holy Sheep! That's one amazing find you've got there!!

Kelly Cat said...

Yao-Lin, I think this should serve as a Teaching Moment for your humans. A cat should not have to go to a neighbor's house to get lamb, or anything else it desires. I know you have your humans well trained, but in case they don't get the message, please let us know.

Team Tabby said...

What a prize you found. Finders keepers is the way it goes. You have a right to defend it with growling and swiping.

Moe & Mindy