Meezer Rule:
When the human slave's nephew (aka Satan's little helper) sits on your chair, crush his legs under the full weight of your siamese body.
Yours, exceptionally moody as always,
HRH Yao-Lin
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008
Meezer Rule Wednesday
Posted by HRH Yao-Lin at 11:38
Labels: I hate small humans that sit in my chair, meezer rule wednesday, satans little helper
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I can't believe you got that close to a tail grabber. I always try to hide when they are around.
Yao-Lin, you are one brave meezer!
that's the way to take care of a kid bean interloper
Think HEAVY thoughts!!
Good job Yao-lin! Next time try to get Baby Mao to join in, it will increase the weight and stink factor : )
He does look like he is being crushed. But what an honorable way to go.
Looks like you have him pinned down Yao-lin and you're giving him the "business" end of you!
Crikey!
You are so brave!
This is terrible.
This is unbelievable.
This is causing great trauma.
The Zoolatry Human must go have a smoke to overcome her terror at seeing you with a small devil bean. How could you? What has driven you to such depths?
Poor Yao-Lin.
(p.s. awfully cute bean however)
Hey, Yao-Lin: maybe once you've crushed him into submission, he can be your court jester and you can make him dance for you. That might be funny.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. My sister Coco the Wiener Dog wrote on my bloggie today. Just thought I should warn ya, buddy.
I think you are nearly the same size with him~!!!! You ARE a mancat~~~
Excellent rule, Yao-lin. We have yet to meet any small humans, but we aren't looking forward to it.
Oh how lovely a little boy! I have one of those myself, he has the most tender and tasty toes to put the bitey on! :) It's the squeals of joy that erupt from his mouth as I put the bitey on those little pink toes that I love so much! ;) Don't beat it until you try it...
Purrs,
Isis
Oh no not children! How can you bring yourself to get that close to one?! *shudder*
Looks like you got your point across, YRH!
Oh Yao-Lin you iz so funny! This is a tuff meezer rule for the little bean though!
Be very careful Yao-Lin, he's ready to pounce.
You actually let a sticky little human touch your fur?!!! (shudders) Eewwwww!
George
I believe passing gas would have helped, too ;-)
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