I am sure you are all still swooning over yesterdays photograph. To avoid any injuries, I am today posting this interesting meme instead of stunning you all with another picture of me.
Thank you, Ramses, for acknowledging the evil genius that is me!!
This meme was created by the charming cats at www.petspics.blogspot.com.
The rules are : you have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to petspics.blogspot.com. Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.
What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?
1. Hmm..only three things? Well, first and foremost I would empty the human's bank account. She doesn't need the money - I do! Naturally, I would hire the local butcher to supply fresh organic lamb and fillet steak DAILY.
2. I would arrange for Gordon Ramsey to attend my palace and cook said meat. I am a royal prince - I deserve nothing less. If he so much as DARES to shout and swear at me, I will have him beheaded and arrange for Jamie Oliver to attend in his stead. Pukka.
3. With a steady supply of organic meat and a first class chef on hand to cook my meals, I would have no need for my fat inefficient human. So thirdly I would fire my current slave. I would ensure she lived next door - out of sight but steadily working to supply her wages to me. Oh, and she could take Baby Mao with her.
I should like to tag the following:
Cheysuli who needs to take time out to daydream occasionally, what with the stress of her political life!
Fiona who has recently returned to the blogosphere after unceremoniously dumping me. We are currently trying to patch things up.
And I simply HAVE to tag Bendrix. My evil genius is dwarfed in comparison to this master of evil.
I have to retire to the kitchen and eat some cat food. It is disgusting. Have a lovely evening.
Ta ta for now
HRH Yao-Lin
Thursday, 17 January 2008
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22 comments:
Excellent ideas Yao-lin, just excellent....
You are very brave to hire Gordon Ramsey - he kind of scares me with his shouting and foul language - but of course you can handle him with no problems.
I do think these things are possible. You could use the internet to access the slave's bank account and take the funds that way ;-) But first, encourage your slave to find a better paying job.
Wonderful, Yao-Lin! Simply wonderful!
I can see how making those changes would make your surroundings and lifestyle more appropriately regal.
Yao-lin, so creative, and so evil! We like the idea of hiring a professional chef, although Mum leans more towards Jaime than Gordon (just).
Purrs in admiration,
Gypsy & Tasha
Good choices, Yao-Lin! We love Gordon Ramsey. Especially on Hell's Kitchen when he says "This looks like DOG VOMIT!"
Yao-lin! Yao-lin! We like Jamie Oliver lots! Um, we looked on ebay and found you the perfect house.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/KittyKastle-Cat-Scratcher-house-bed-Activity-centre_W0QQitemZ290172697244QQihZ019QQcategoryZ106212QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
what a lovely picture yesterday yao-lin. and your three answers were just superb! i can only bow down to your majesty and worship your ways!
i think i would have morco pierre white cooking for me cos i like his no nonsense british cooking. gorgon swear too much and jamie oliver has a fat tongue
xxx
ooo i typed 'gorgon' instead of gordon!!! hahahahha what an appropriate typo :)
My Yao-lin, how could I top those things? I think you have great taste.
Boy I'm sure glad you didn't say Fiona Meezer Bun! I was scared I'd peeved off The HRH.
~Fiona Bun
What fiendishly perfect plans Yao-lin. You certainly have everything planned out. I admire your evil genius.
We'd like Gordon Ramsey to come and cook and den go away cuz he's loud and we hear enuff cussing from mom.
Three grand ideas! Mom thinks Jamie is cuter ;),Ramsey is too scary,hahaha
I can see you thought about this carefully, but then royalty always knows what they want :)
Purrs Mickey
Good answers Your Highness, hehehe! I was going to give you the You Make My Day Award but I see you already have it, which is no surprise!
I see also that like William, one of the cats I served, you like sweetcorn. Have you done the poll on my blog? I thought I'd set a time limit on it but it seems still to be there.
BTW, how did you make the main background to your blog black? I've been trying for ages, to no avail. I think it's only fitting, being nick-named Black Cat, that I should have a black blog:) xxx
The first two ideas on your list are just fabulous, Yao-lin. You deserve the best, prepared by a talented chef.
I think you will be a very good gourmet~!!!!
My Momma's snorkin and snickerin, but I don't have any idea why. I think those are superduper ideas, Yao-lin, and I think you've got prezacktly the right idea! That's a kool meme! And yur pickshure yesturday was simply magnifficunt!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.
Oh yes I'z was right! Pure evil genius... As such I'z just gotta give you'z another award! :)
Very well thought out!
Oooohh those is some good ones! I would take my mommys convertigable and hire a choffer to drive me around wif the top down all day.
All excellent ideas! I am keeping my paws crossed that Gordon Ramsay will prepare all the dishes you require as well as deserve.
Purrs,
Scout
Oooh...Gordon Ramsey is the bestest!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
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