Human: When I switch on the computer, I do NOT want to see pictures of this:
I am not interested in your annual stroll to Quarr Abbey, nor am I interested in fat shetland ponies, no matter how cute they are. 
THE ONLY PHOTOGRAPHS OF ANY INTEREST TO ANYONE CONTAIN THIS:
DO NOT become careless over your subject matter.
I mean it.
HRH Yao-Lin xx
Thursday, 3 January 2008
Thursday Musings
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Hmmm, I wonder why your female slave is wasting her time visiting old buildings when she could be shopping for you. Those ponies are pretty funny, though.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Whatever you do do NOT let her pet the ponies. Or ride them...or like them at all. Ponies and horses suck human slave energy away from cats.
Latte
You tell her Yao-Lin! Our Mommy is also a traitor - she saw the ponies and said "look how cute!" Grrrrr!
I can't believe your slave has strayed like that!
Although the ponies did make my mommy make a sound that was kind of like "squeeee!"
Are ponies tasty?
Yao-Lin, that last photo of you is worthy for the cover of a magazine!
You're stunning Yao-lin, wait...were there other pictures? Hang on.
Oh yes, I see them now. Oddly enough, Bendrix is having his own religious experience today....
Dearest Prince-
Do you offer signed 8x10's or maybe 10x15's?
Yao-lin! Yao-lin! Trixie's as big as a shetland pony! I should be nicer, it's her Gotcha Day.
Why would anyone want to look at something besides you?
Once again, Yao-lin, you are absolutely correct. Who would want to stare at a fat little pony when we could be gazing upon your magnificent visage?
Rocky
That's telling her I agree your adorable :)
You made Mosaic Lady snort her cheap rose wine all over the laptop screen.
Not that this is unusual, mind you.
Just distasteful to witness.
Ponies and Abbys - they don't even come close!
cripes, now she thinks that fat ponies who can't even use a litterbox are cute? what the heck is WRONG wif her?
Yes, all pictures on the puter need to be of the kittie.
I must agree Yao!!!! Your pic should be all over the computer!!
You might nees Sammy Meezer's whapping Lessons! They start next Wednesday!!
Purrs Mickey
Crap, is she gonna bring yoo nice stuff from her visit? No? Den she shouldn't go...
Got to put your paw down on some point!!! Don't let them get away with anything - once you give them a claw they take the whole paw!!!
Come on over and check out our cabin at the Antarctic cruise ship!!!
Karl and Ruis
Oh yeah~~ Yao-Lin~~
You certainly got the point~!! I was wondering how could these first 2 pictures showing up, and I see you~!!
Oah Yes~~~
Oh dat's the bestest photo of you ever dat last one is! :)
Anything that diverts attention away from us cats is bad. Keep your servant on a tighter leash, she obviously still needs training. You should also convince her that it was a vishus pony...
Purrrs,
Tamra
(sigh) I understand your frustration, Yao-lin. Just when you think you finally have them under control, they go and post a "fat pony" picture!!
My suggestion is to take a nap. Hopefully you mood will be improved after you've rested.
George
uh oh...we aggwee wif your momma, thems is some tasty...um, cute goats.
oh waits, those is ponies...ok, we wonts nibble then. ;)
Absolootely, Yao-lin -- you are much much much nicur to look at than buildings or horsies. Nothin can compare to a handsum Meezer like you!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Do not let her get away with that. If necessary, draw blood!
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