Thursday 13 March 2008

Thursday Thank You Thirteen

Thank you to my darling adorable subjects amongst the cat blogosphere.

The house got well and truly trashed last night. On the itinerary:

1. The curtains are shredded.

2. There are copious amounts of cat poo, cat puke and cat fur all over the bed.

3. The water bowl got kicked over.

4. The litter tray was scattered all over the bedroom carpet. Bliss!

5. Poo prints. Not just Baby Mao's. Everyones! All over the counters!

6. Somebody yakked cat grass all over the bedroom carpet and bed. Well done!

7. The furniture has been scratched - shredded - wood everywhere!

8. The leather chairs are now fit only for the bin men.

9. Whoever whapped the ornaments off the shelves - you did a great job!

10. Catnip. All over the living room carpet. I think some of it is in my bed, too.

11. Jewellery. Whapped all over the floor!

12. Fur - all over the human's clothes!

13. And one stupid human slave, bunnykicked by several cats.

A HUGE THANK YOU TO MY LOYAL FRIENDS! YOU DID ME PROUD LAST NIGHT! LET'S HOPE THE HUMAN WAS TAUGHT A VALUABLE LESSON: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE CAT BLOGOSPHERE! TOGETHER WE CAN CREATE HAVOC AND MAYHEM!!!

Yours, touched beyond words



HRH Yao-Lin xxx

20 comments:

ZOOLATRY said...

Thank Heaven It All Got Done Properly. We Expected No Less from You and Yours. Trust No Stone Was Left Unturned... No Package Unopened... No Ice Cream Unmelted... etc. etc. etc. Happy Birthday Queen.

Laura W said...

Queen! I like that for you!
I am wrapping the useless Mosaic Lady now as we speak. I do not think I have enough packing tape to secure her corpulent mass, but I shall try. I am sending her to you for re-training. I am humiliated that she let me miss your birthday.
Do what you will with her.
Be in NO RUSH to return her.
God Speed.

Artsy Catsy said...

We're so happy your House Trashing Party was a smashing success -- literally! We tracked so much litter and poo we actually came home with clean feet. Okay, nap time!

Rocky & staff

Daisy said...

I think I might have made the mess with the catnip. Woohoo!

Mr. Hendrix said...

Bendrix and I are exhausted from the efforts! I'm glad things were to your liking. I hope you like the parade we put together for you too.

Anonymous said...

Excellent! We hope you were satisfied with the destructive work of our kittens, Rascal & Riley. After all, they've gotta be good for something.

Milton said...

Yao, dood;

I glad that the kitty grass yack worked out! Always a pleasure to help a friend!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!

We did a fake fight to produce LOTS of fur everywhere, Ruis LOVES water and not only in a bowl... he also whapped an ornament or two, we saw Emil hanging in the curtains after he yakked cat grass, and Mrs. OZ was searching for her lost earring...

We are glad we could help,
Karl & Ruis

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Very happy to help out Yao-lin.

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

I can imagine how exactly the views are. You must been very tired to take care of these Yao-Lin~~

By the way, my worst nightmare is coming true, because Michico told me my new tiny brother could poo 3 times a day. Can you believe that? That is awful and stinks!!!! Oah My great friend, how am I going to do? I must ask you, because you are the export!

Ramses said...

I am proud of your achievements Yao-Lin! After all while I don't condone wanton destruction on a regular basis, forgetting a Royal Birthday is tantamount to treason and should be treated as such! ;)

Purrs,
Isis

Parker said...

I am so sorry that I missed all of the festivities! I could have been a great helper in all of the mayhem. I feel awful about not getting around to say Happy Birthday on your actual date! But, HAPPY BIRTHDAY just the same your Highness!

Sunny's Mommy said...

I"m sorry I missed it, but I'm so happy everyone (else) came through for you. Great job showing your slave just how very wrong and bad she was.

I still cannot believe she didn't do anything super special for your birthday! It's unfathomable :-0

The Crew said...

Oh no, I can't believe we missed this too! (sigh) Well, we hope all the chaos made up for your non-purrthday Yao-Lin. Did you at least get a present?

George

Jimmy Joe said...

Hey Yao-Lin ol' buddy, way to throw a house-trashing party! I thought your slave might like some ginger and white furs on her black coat, so I curled up on that for a while. Hope she likes it.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Unknown said...

Yao-lin, thanks for the great party, I hope you had a Happy Birthday. I especially loved climbing the curtains, I never get to do that at my house.

I am exhausted from the mayhem, I think I shall go take a nap.

Scout said...

I am so sorry I missed your birthday!! Please forgive me! Mommy has been back at work this week after being off a month with mono and I am just not getting to blog like I would prefer to so I missed it.

* wipes tear away with a velvety brown paw *

Happy belated birthday you regal Meezer Man!

PS: Good job on trashing the house. I have printed this out and tucked it away for future usage.

Purrs,
Scout

Man Cat said...

Indeed! An excellent job all around!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We wish we could have joined you in your house trashing party but our innernets wuzn't working yet again. We haf given you an award in the hope it will make up furr our absence.

Tigmut'hep said...

I volunteer to puke on stuff for you, I'm very good at it and jut have to eat bikky fast to be able to hurl like a good'en! ;)