Thursday 22 February 2007

Mr Litterbox 2007

Well, I heard tales of a competition whereby us more talented male cats can compete to win a grand prize. Of course, it isn't in my nature to become over enthused over anything but I felt I had to enter, if only to boast about how wonderful I am. So, here is my entry - peruse at your leisure, dah-ling.





I am entering in the category of evening wear : I am modelling a makeshift satin cloak adorned with a silver marcasite brooch, as well as a Coco Chanel tiara come collar purchased for me by the human slave.


Of course, baby Mao had to get in on the act so I reluctantly agreed to pose for a picture with him. Notice the sculpted profile and perfectly creamy fur. Ignore the ugly stripy stink sitting to the left of me - Mao cannot help the way he looks.

The human slaves are talking of entering Mao into the competition. Ha Ha!!!. I have explained to the slaves that there is no prize for the stinkiest ugliest cat so therefore there is no point in submitting Mao's picture. Stupid, nasally challenged humans! I despair!

10 comments:

LZ said...

Wow! You certainly give all of us a run for our money. I'm sure you will do very well.

Latte

The Crew said...

OMG, Yao-lin, you look absolutely regal!

There's so many of us guys entering,
the competition is very stiff.

Maxwell Smartkitty

Kimo and Sabi said...

We fink you have a great entry! But we is confused...we thought Skeezix was the stinkiest, ugliest cat in the world?! At least that's what he says...

Daisy said...

WOW! That Coco Chanel tiara is very beautiful!

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Great entry Yao-lin! The competition certainly is tough!

sammawow said...

You do look incredibly regal! This should be a close competition for all of you handsome man cats!

Purrrrrs,
China Cat & Willow

Artsy Catsy said...

You are SO handsome my heart is all atwitter!!

Lucy

Tara said...

You look perfectly royal and I'm swooning! Especially that last photo!

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Tara

Unknown said...

You look like the original Royal Siam, hisself!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

WOW, yoo got crazy bling going on, Yao-lin!!! Grate Grate entry!