Well, I heard tales of a competition whereby us more talented male cats can compete to win a grand prize. Of course, it isn't in my nature to become over enthused over anything but I felt I had to enter, if only to boast about how wonderful I am. So, here is my entry - peruse at your leisure, dah-ling.
I am entering in the category of evening wear : I am modelling a makeshift satin cloak adorned with a silver marcasite brooch, as well as a Coco Chanel tiara come collar purchased for me by the human slave.
Of course, baby Mao had to get in on the act so I reluctantly agreed to pose for a picture with him. Notice the sculpted profile and perfectly creamy fur. Ignore the ugly stripy stink sitting to the left of me - Mao cannot help the way he looks.
The human slaves are talking of entering Mao into the competition. Ha Ha!!!. I have explained to the slaves that there is no prize for the stinkiest ugliest cat so therefore there is no point in submitting Mao's picture. Stupid, nasally challenged humans! I despair!
I am entering in the category of evening wear : I am modelling a makeshift satin cloak adorned with a silver marcasite brooch, as well as a Coco Chanel tiara come collar purchased for me by the human slave.
Of course, baby Mao had to get in on the act so I reluctantly agreed to pose for a picture with him. Notice the sculpted profile and perfectly creamy fur. Ignore the ugly stripy stink sitting to the left of me - Mao cannot help the way he looks.The human slaves are talking of entering Mao into the competition. Ha Ha!!!. I have explained to the slaves that there is no prize for the stinkiest ugliest cat so therefore there is no point in submitting Mao's picture. Stupid, nasally challenged humans! I despair!
10 comments:
Wow! You certainly give all of us a run for our money. I'm sure you will do very well.
Latte
OMG, Yao-lin, you look absolutely regal!
There's so many of us guys entering,
the competition is very stiff.
Maxwell Smartkitty
We fink you have a great entry! But we is confused...we thought Skeezix was the stinkiest, ugliest cat in the world?! At least that's what he says...
WOW! That Coco Chanel tiara is very beautiful!
Great entry Yao-lin! The competition certainly is tough!
You do look incredibly regal! This should be a close competition for all of you handsome man cats!
Purrrrrs,
China Cat & Willow
You are SO handsome my heart is all atwitter!!
Lucy
You look perfectly royal and I'm swooning! Especially that last photo!
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Tara
You look like the original Royal Siam, hisself!
WOW, yoo got crazy bling going on, Yao-lin!!! Grate Grate entry!
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