If the human orders pizza and forgets to feed you any, make her feel really guilty by scoffing leftover toppings from the pizza box. 
What on EARTH do you mean, my life revolves around food? Royalty should NOT have to eat leftovers. This is a travesty!
Yours, angry and also starving
HRH Yao-Lin
Thursday, 18 October 2007
Meezer Rule Thursday
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You didn't get any of the pizza when it was warm and fresh and gooey! Guilt her good, highness!
Yao-lin tt is really too bad that all they left you was toppings. You should get the best slice, being royalty and all.
Your friends,
BL&T
Yao-Lin, you ate those green things? I do not like those. But the cheese goodness on top is very delicious.
Pizza is good. So far we have tried meowing loudly when the box arrives, but it has not yet worked. We shall try your new rule the next time the order pizza!
Ha! You showed her! Did she ever feed you later?
Finally! Photos! It isn't fair you had to make out with leftover. No fair indeed. mmmmm cheese.....
You mean that they didn't offer you any pizza! How rude!
um. i'm 'afused. there's a prollem wif the werld revolving around foods? - Miles
I'm not ashamed to admit my life revolves around food. Not one bit. Ah pizza....the LL has been missing that lately.
Latte
MomBean saw the COOLEST thing the other day and thought of you. It was a food bowl complete with a silver crown on it, perfect for a cat of your status. She said it was hard not to purchase it for you.
hey yao-lin...psst...next time do a poo in the emtpy pizza box as a dirty protest, they will think you wanted your litter tray...and no matter how clean the litter tray is they will change it 'just to be sure'...therefore creating more work for them :)
x
Royalty should not have to eat from a box. Only the finest china will do.
Midnite & Stray Kitty
That is an excellent rule, but be careful. The first Siamese Mom was owned by, Tia, ate all the topping off a pizza when Mom and a girlfriend were studying. Tia then threw up all over the house all night!
Thanks for the purrs, I'm home now. The V-E-T didn't find the feather, so we are assuming it passed "naturally" and maybe something that was on it gave me an upset tummy. But I came home with some yuccky medicine because of it!
Kavan
This is horrible treatment! I also sometimes have to go feed off of leftovers when the humans with their 'not so bright minds' decide that I had enough food for the day! pft!
Purrrs,
Tamra
How could they not put a special piece of anchovy pizza on a china plate for you? Boy, you are right, Yao-Lin: the service at your place is awful.
Your sympathetic buddy, Jimmy Joe
Well, these green things is also good for your health, as long as don't eat onion~!
I totally agree with you, they should give you the cheese~!
You should demand a gourmet pizza served on fine bone china by liveried servants. Sack the staff!
MoMo
Oh Yao-lin, this is just so, so, well, not as you should be treated. Any pizza in this house, and usually it's home made, is taste tested by the cats first. My beans are well trained in the food department.
My humans are ever so much more accomodating. They get a piece or two and go in the other room and then I eat what I want off the TOP of the pizza. So much more fitting.
Although, you know, there hasn't been a pizza in the house for some time...
All I see are veggies.:o
Where's the beef?????
Are you saying the human ate pizza and didn't share????? That asks for punishment!
I forgot - I wanted to thank you for stopping by at Anastasia's blog!
It is a travesty Yao-Lin! I never thought I'd see the day when your royal highness would have to eat out of a cardboard box! Something MUST be done, I know you will be thinking and plotting to correct this travesty!
Dearest Yao-lin, I'm happy to get you the bown in trade for some of those silly chocolate things my bean is lusting afterwards. Maybe she'll take me off the trade status if I can find one for her. ;)
Uh, bowl. I type good one day. o_0
Your Royal Highness I can't believe what you have to put up with! The suffering is just too much for one Meezer surely... What you need to do is take a leaf out of Barbie-Q's book of sneaky Meezer tricks and sit right on top of the hot pizza box when it arrives so that the slaves can't break into the box! From what I hear Barbie-Q was most successful in getting food after that... ;)
Yao-Lin, how degrading...how humiliating! Royalty should never have to beg for scrap of pizza leftovers.
Oh Yao Lin
Left over pizza is sooo good.
Purrs
Abby
You didn't eat those green things did you?
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