Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Note to Human Slave

Human: - When you spray shaving foam under your arms instead of deodorant, I will laugh at you. However, I do not expect your stupidity to detract from your daily duties.

My breakfast WILL be served promptly tomorrow, with or without shaving foam under your fat arms.

Yours, enoying the buffoon-like entertainment that the human slave provides,



HRH Yao-Lin

25 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Slaves make the most ridiculous mistakes. Sigh...maybe yours needs some medicine?

Latte

Tybalt said...

You are SO understanding, Yao-Lin. Your slave is lucky to have you.
(I'm still laughing.)

topcatrules said...

Oh Yao-lin, this is Pyewacket. Yesterday morning while She was making her cappuccino, I successfully distracted Her and got Her to play a game of thundering elephants with me. We ran through the house, making a racket and both of us running round and round the couch.
What a mess on the kitchen counter! Cappuccino everywhere! Took Her ages to clean it up. *snigger*

jenianddean said...

te-he! That's funny. My mommy sprayed herself in the face and hair with lotion on Friday. I had to laugh after she left the house because she was soooo mad when she did that. The simple answer to the problem is pay more attention to what you are doing, MOM!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha.....that is so funny! Oh, I can't stop laffin, beans are so silly!

Junior said...

Your human sounds very funny!!!!

ASTOR CATS said...

Now that's funny. How can they expect us not to laugh when they provide such comic relief.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Cheysuli said...

That is so kind of you to be so understanding Yao-lin. I wish my human had shaving cream close to her deodarant so she could do that as well. It might make her smell a bit better...

The Furry Fighter said...

hahaha your human is silly! i hope you stared at him like he ws the most stupidest thing tht walks the earth! when my meowmie does mistakes i make her feel so daft by just staring at her :)
x

Jimmy Joe said...

Hahahahaha! Your slave sounds really funny.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Tamra Maew said...

Something is wrong with your slaves! With a brain their size you would think there would be more in there. I feel your annoyance, better luck tomorrow.

Tamra

Daisy said...

Yao-Lin, you always make me laugh!

Parker said...

Teehee! A honest mistake, I am sure!

Mickey said...

Did you give her the
withering "who's the idiot now"
look? Heehee.
That could be dangerous,however, depending on her sense of humor or lack of.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahaahahaha....dat is too funny. How come it takes dem beans so long to wake der brains up?

The Cat Realm said...

When I want to have the maid rolling from the chair laughing - I come to your blog.
When I want the maid peeing her pants laughing - I come to your blog.
When I want to maid crying tears because she is laughing so hard - I come to your blog.
When I want to learn how to treat staff properly - I come to your blog!
Your friend Karl
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michico*Adan said...

Hmmmm...your human is really really funny~!!!!And you are really understanding so clearly.

Dragonheart said...

I'm glad to hear that your slave provides you with some amusement, Yao-lin.

The Cat Realm said...

Dear Yao-Lin - I am so sorry - I know how it must feel - but Baby Mao won the best noms costume price...
Not only does he stink like poo - now he actually won a price for it....
My thoughts are with you - I just hope it won't go to his head...
Karl

Ramses said...

Oh boy that must have been funny to see! ;)

Purrs,
Isis

Monty Q. Kat said...

As MomBean is nearby I can't say that it was funny.

(Inside I'm dyin! HAHAHA)!

caricature said...

lol Yao-Lin you are so funny as always ~ hope you forgive ur slave - those pictures of you and Baby Mao napping together are so cute :)

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Now that is something I would have liked to see!

Sunny's Mommy said...

You need to learn how to use the camera so we can see this, too!

Scout said...

I like to laugh at Mommy, but I don’t like it when she laughs at me.